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So in lore, vampires have this trait that I’ve almost never seen used, and that’s the fact that vampires are OBSESSED with counting things. Like, the Count on Sesame Street was almost certainly created specifically as a vampire because of this piece of lore.
Like, I read this vampire book years and years ago that explained that a surefire way to protect yourself from vampires getting into your house was to spread a ton of seeds on your doorstep–poppy and mustard seeds were particularly recommended for the purpose. Basically, if you suspected someone to be a vampire, all you had to do was drop a sackful of seeds on the ground in front of them.
If they didn’t immediately start counting them, they were not a vampire. However, if they WERE a vampire, they’d be seized with the urge to count all the seeds and they would not budge from that spot until they knew how many seeds there were in total. The point was to keep them there until the sun came up and killed them, because if they hadn’t counted all the seeds by sunrise they wouldn’t be able to leave. Presumably you could just go about the rest of your evening as normal, though no word on whether it’s possible to make them lose count and start over.
Having remembered this piece of lore, I want fewer stories about brooding tortured Edward Cullen-esque vampires. I want to start seeing more stories about math nerd vampires.
Vampire accountants who are an honest company’s best asset and a corrupt company’s bane because they are frighteningly accurate with the accounts and will not hesitate to blow the whistle on a CEO scamming money because fuck you for making the numbers wrong.
Vampire cashiers that don’t need to look at the register screen because they already mentally calculated your total. 10-items-or-less vampires who know goddamn well you have 20 items in that basket and NO, you cannot just slip in with the rest.
Vampire math tutors who are constantly in high demand and have to hold lotteries to see who gets to be tutored by them.
MATH NERD VAMPIRES
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DESIRE “Be ambitious, girls” -Outtakes from my book ”SUPER FLASH GIRLS”.
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Tattoo by Ben lucas at Eye Of Jade in Chico CA
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The answer is… Enough to kill you.
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A:TLA and LoK Women Beauty Appreciation Post
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AVENGED SEVENFOLD ALBUMS + COLOUR PALETTE TRACK LISTINGS (×)
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Get To Know Weeb 1/5 Male Characters || Kanda Yuu - D.Grayman “This world is dark and it’s so hard to breathe... but in this instant, when I laughed along with you, I felt that breathing just got a little easier...”
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Four more days until D Gray Man’s return~!
Thank you Hoshino-sensei for your hard work! We love you and your work!
Please do not steal, copy, alter, trace, distribute, or reproduce in any way, shape, or form without permission~! Thanks~<3
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