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so i just ordered a pizza from pizza hut and i added some special instruction
however when my pizza arrived i got this
no pizza hut鈥m afraid thats the star of david
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Do you ever catch a whiff of a scent that smells unmistakably of something really random like the twenty-third day of first grade and you鈥檙e just like hOW DID I REMEMBER THAT
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im fucking crying this is so funny
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I wear all black to remind you not to mess with me because I鈥檓 already dressed for your funeral
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shapeshifting is the best super power because you can have any haircut any time you want, you can turn into a hotter version of yourself, you can turn into a dragon, you can turn into a robot, you can turn into a shambling mound of abstract shapes and sulk outside your estranged father鈥檚 house at night while chanting ominously about his sins,
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Can we just take a moment to be thankful this tweet exists.
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