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Kevin: everybody bathroom now!
Nicky: what’s up dad?
Kevin: is someone playing a joke on me? Honestly, why my towel still damp?
Neil: cause it’s not your towel Kevin, it’s my towel
Kevin: no it’s not your towel. Your towel is the red one.
Neil: I’ll tell you this pal, I’ve never used that, but I do use that one every single day
Kevin: oh god!
Nicky: this towel is so warm and fluffy. It’s like it’s been in the sun forever.
Aaron: this means you two have been drying your junk with the same towel.
Andrew: intimate.
Kevin: are you out of your mind!?! How do you think this is your towel! Do you even wash it?
Neil: I don’t wash the towel. The towel washes me. Who washes a towel?
Kevin: you never wash the towel!
Neil: what am I going to do next, wash the shower? Wash a bar of soap? You gotta think here pal.
Kevin: I am furious right now.
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I dropped your hand while dancing. Left you out there standing. Crestfallen on the landing. Champagne problems.
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#they are the definition of enemies to lovers
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Klaus Hargreeves + ptsd
You went there again, didn’t you?
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Ben & Klaus Hargreeves in The Umbrella Academy – season 2
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Kaz: That was plan M.
Matthias: Don’t I die in plan M?
Kaz: Yeah, usually.
Matthias: What do you mean, usually? How many plans do I die in?
Kaz: C, F, and M through Q.
Matthias: Hold up, C? That’s a little close to home. You need to switch that up. How many plans does Nina die in?
Kaz: Uh, none. But there is one where Jesper comes out with a scar.
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six of of crows by leigh bardugo
“six dangerous outcasts. one impossible heist.”
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until this moment, wylan hadn’t quite understood how much they meant to him. his father would have sneered at these thugs and thieves, a disgraced soldier, a gambler who couldn’t keep out of the red. but they were his first friends, his only friends, and wylan knew that even if he’d had his pick of a thousand companions, these would have been the people he chose.
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