just-a-bard

[just-a-bard]

…

Oh.

So yours is still..

..Uh.. Mines.. Normal. Uhm.. Nothings really changed, from what I’m seeing.. Miriam’s just.. Miriam, Y’know.. A little jumpy and bruised (apparently from fighting those trolls before I met them..) but still pretty much normal.!!

…

So.. You went back to Chismest?.. Even after the whole.. uh.. Y’know.. Overseer.. mission.. thing.??

-Flower Cap Kiwi

Aww im glad your Miriam is kinda the same as mine!

And well not exactly.. i don’t live there or anything, i still live in Langtree! but i like to visit my mom from time to time! Just not often though.

Plus, it makes it better to visit her more now because i can easily travel over there with the help of Miriam flying me! And after we shut down the factory, everyone seems so much more happier over there now!! It’s really nice to see.

Also I didn’t quite catch what you said.. whats still what?

[just-a-bard]

…I’ve seen a few other kiwi’s on here.. it’s erm.. kinda odd to see.. I’ve seen an alien looking one.. a kid one.. um.. pretty sure I saw a swap one, too..

..Uh.. What’s it like in your universe.??

-Flower cap kiwi

Yeah i’ve seen them all too!!

Its pretty normal in my universe! I think im the original! or well.. canon one! So, i saved the world with my best friend Miriam a few months back, im still just a normal bard and i actually went to dinner with my mom a few weeks ago after the world ended! and this guy that worked for the factory was there… for some reason.. i don’t know them though!

Ooo! Now i wanna ask what yourrr universe is like!!

[just-a-bard]

…Hello..

-Another Kiwi? With a blue flower in their cap.

Helloo!!!

[just-a-bard]

I like icky feelings Miriam but okay!

YOU GET A CAT, AND YOU GET A CAT—

OH! ANOTHER BARD LACKING A CAT

HERE TAKE THIS

(The anon gives you a little black and white kitten with a slightly oversized tiny bard hat over its eyes. Once it’s lifted up a little you can see its eyes are different colors, one blue and one green. It’s a little female and meows immediately. Seems like a talkative lil creature..)

OK HAVE FUN WITH YOUR NEW CAT BYE!!!

(The anon runs away)

-The mysterious cat bestower anon

WHA? OH!!! UM- THANK YOU!!

Awwww!! Your soso cute! You even have a similar hat as mine

(The bard just gives the kitten a small pat on the head)

I’m gonna name you… Evelyn! :D

I should probably keep you away from Miriam because of her allergies-

[just-a-bard]

I still don’t see anything wrong with you being allergic i’m sure nobody would mind that you are Miriam! Especially me. So what if you’re a witch? I think that just makes you even more unique than you already are! Which is cool!!

YOU GET A CAT, AND YOU GET A CAT—

OH! ANOTHER BARD LACKING A CAT

HERE TAKE THIS

(The anon gives you a little black and white kitten with a slightly oversized tiny bard hat over its eyes. Once it’s lifted up a little you can see its eyes are different colors, one blue and one green. It’s a little female and meows immediately. Seems like a talkative lil creature..)

OK HAVE FUN WITH YOUR NEW CAT BYE!!!

(The anon runs away)

-The mysterious cat bestower anon

WHA? OH!!! UM- THANK YOU!!

Awwww!! Your soso cute! You even have a similar hat as mine

(The bard just gives the kitten a small pat on the head)

I’m gonna name you… Evelyn! :D

I should probably keep you away from Miriam because of her allergies-

[just-a-bard]

Hm… sure! Why not!

Other human version of me!

Dooooooo you want some Stellarberries?

@lil-vaalroc-bard

Ooooo what are those? I’ve never heard of those before!! Are they like witch candy?

[just-a-bard]

Other human version of me!

Dooooooo you want some Stellarberries?

@lil-vaalroc-bard

Ooooo what are those? I’ve never heard of those before!! Are they like witch candy?

[just-a-bard]

MIRIAM!!!!!

STOP SWEARING SO MUCH!!! >:(

AND c’mon Miri its kinda obvious your… well… y’know.. allergic. I don’t get why you deny it so much there’s nothing wrong with being allergic to cats! It’s not like it would make me think of you any differently or something like that honestly i think its kinda silly!

Not in a bad way-

YOU GET A CAT, AND YOU GET A CAT—

OH! ANOTHER BARD LACKING A CAT

HERE TAKE THIS

(The anon gives you a little black and white kitten with a slightly oversized tiny bard hat over its eyes. Once it’s lifted up a little you can see its eyes are different colors, one blue and one green. It’s a little female and meows immediately. Seems like a talkative lil creature..)

OK HAVE FUN WITH YOUR NEW CAT BYE!!!

(The anon runs away)

-The mysterious cat bestower anon

WHA? OH!!! UM- THANK YOU!!

Awwww!! Your soso cute! You even have a similar hat as mine

(The bard just gives the kitten a small pat on the head)

I’m gonna name you… Evelyn! :D

I should probably keep you away from Miriam because of her allergies-

[just-a-bard]

YOU GET A CAT, AND YOU GET A CAT—

OH! ANOTHER BARD LACKING A CAT

HERE TAKE THIS

(The anon gives you a little black and white kitten with a slightly oversized tiny bard hat over its eyes. Once it’s lifted up a little you can see its eyes are different colors, one blue and one green. It’s a little female and meows immediately. Seems like a talkative lil creature..)

OK HAVE FUN WITH YOUR NEW CAT BYE!!!

(The anon runs away)

-The mysterious cat bestower anon

WHA? OH!!! UM- THANK YOU!!

Awwww!! Your soso cute! You even have a similar hat as mine

(The bard just gives the kitten a small pat on the head)

I’m gonna name you… Evelyn! :D

I should probably keep you away from Miriam because of her allergies-

[just-a-bard]

YOU ARE VERY CUTE

- A very tiny person from far away

Aw thank you!!

[just-a-bard]

how have you not lost your whimsy after everything that has happened?

Well.. i don’t really know! I mean, i have almost given up in the past. And I do have times where icky feelings start to show… But i kinda just don’t think about it!

Like, when i found out somebody else was the hero it made me feel so… useless.. and everything i did at the time felt pointless.. like when i tried to stop a generational war that had been going on for centuries

Buttt!! I just didn’t give up! And tried to ignore my icky thoughts as I kept on trying and trying even when things were slim and look what happened, i actually saved the world!!!

To be honest.. if it weren’t for my good friend Miriam I probably wouldn’t even have ended up saving the world in the first place! She really doesn’t know how much shes actually helped me especially when i was all mopey about someone else already being the hero

[just-a-bard]

Yeaaahh… I don’t know how to tell you this miri but

I think you’re definitely allergic..

HERE KIWI THINK FAST

(The anon carefully hands them a black kitten…who strangely looks like Miriam’s cat, but smaller, and with light purple eyes instead)

OK SEE YA BYE HAVE FUN!!

(The anon runs off)

-The mysterious cat bestower anon

uh.

@random-witchfromdelphi Hey, Mim? You want this?

[just-a-bard]

Oh cool! Hello there alien me! :D

...Oh! I didn't expect to see a human here!

Humans are SUCH a rarity in my galaxy...

Anyways, it's nice to meet you! I'm Concord!

@lil-vaalroc-bard

…Uh. Yeah. Nice to meet you too, I guess.

You’re another kiwi variant aren’t you.

[just-a-bard]

There’s another kid here? :0

-Mimi (Past Miriam)

Yep! You should go and talk to them!!

they seem a little.. scared

[just-a-bard]

WHA? THERES A CHILD VERSION OF ME TOO?? Does this mean there’s gonna be a child version of everyone?

This is all so weird.. but strangely cute! I like it!!

I mean, little you is adorable i have to admit.. i never thought someone as grumpy as you could’ve ever been so sweet!

Oh! and, what did you say Miri? I didn’t quite hear you

Oh! its… kiwi! Why?

-little lost child that looks 5 lil kiwi

…Ah. Yup, thought so.

@just-a-bard there’s a little you now, too.

Wonder if you and the little version of me would get along..

Well, kiddo, I’ll let you know if I see her.

[just-a-bard]

pot of soup for da kid

🍲🍲🍲🍲🍲🍲🍲🍲🍲🍲🍲🍲

Oh!! Thank you! :D

[just-a-bard]

FOR MIRIIAAAMMMM!!!! :D

…Papa usually works late.. But.. I think he was looking for me with mama like he sometimes does.. not a lot though.. Sometimes he gets mad when I come home from being lost..

..I tried to give him a hug one time he got home from and he pushed me away.. it didn’t hurt but I felt really sad after :(

-Past Miriam (Mimi)

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Squad.

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