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inherent gay need to redesign my bedroom every 3 months

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asking for praise for a thing you made feels so humiliating like oooh look at me I’m a little animal and I did a trick and made a thing can I have pets and treats about it. and then somebody tells you it’s good and you understand why golden retrievers are the way they are

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All of the Beatles dying in a glue trap

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God the 11 year old girls you put on this earth to climb trees and play with plastic animals are buying foundation at the drug store

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obsessed with screenshotting things i will never look at ever again

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me having a weird time: man this weird time sucks! i don't feel like myself! i wish i was having a normal time!

me having a normal time: well the weird time did have a certain je ne sais quoi...

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text from a poem by Angie Sijun Lou

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that "OKAY SO" before someone u love starts infodumping........ most blessed feeling in the world

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can someone PLEASE draw this as jackienat

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there's a jewish story about a rich man who goes to his rabbi to ask him about building an orphanage, and the rabbi is like "yeah duh go for it!!" and then later the rich guy comes back and is like "actually I've decided not to... I was just doing it for my own image and not coz I cared about orphans" and the rabbi was like "bitch the orphans don't care why you're building the orphanage!!!" and sometimes I wish I could say that to lefties who haven't unpacked their christian upbringing. sometimes motives don't matter!! who give a fuck why a politician wants to do a good thing? bitch the orphans don't!!

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“Terf is a slur used to silence us” dang bitch I wish it worked shut the fuck up

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When I was in the hospital, they gave me a big bracelet that said ALLERGY, but like. I'm allergic to bees. Were they going to prescribe me bees in there.

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ATLA is an awesome series because you watch it and youre like "wow these bending powers have some fucked up potential, but its a kids show so i shouldnt expect too much" and then the show just drops bloodbending on you like its nothing. iconic.