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Bye Sweet Carole is a hand-animated horror game inspired by classic Disney movies.

Wishlist Bye Sweet Carole on Steam

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average aging Tumblr adult active here since 2014 when they scroll past werewolf boyfriend posts in the year of our lord 2024

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Ristar the shooting star!

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they sacked my fucking fiefdom. it's so over. i'll never be able to afford the king's taxes. i don't have a single fucking asset to my name except *winks shyly* my special sex ability🫣

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I just imagined a creature that would scare you soooo bad dude

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My grandfather has a brain thing right now that makes it hard for him to talk in more than one word sentences but he can understand people just fine and lately it’s been kinda pissing me off how many healthcare providers talk to him like he’s five years old. Like he can understand you. He can answer yes or no questions. We just told you that. You don’t have to talk about him to me like he’s not here.

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Can you lick the science? An abbreviated list.

Genetics: Do not. Unless cheek swabs?

Chemistry: NO!!!!! DO NOT!!!!!!

Archaeology: Perhaps. But might be human bone.

Geology: Sometimes needed, sometimes dangerous 

Psychology: Best not.

Physics: ????????? How??????

Zoology: In zoology, science licks you. 

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Tell me a soft memory

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funniest mxtx ships:

gongyi xiao (ew a snake kill it) x zhuzhi lang (ew a huan hua palace disciple kill it)

lang qianqiu (wants to be an anime protagonist so fucking bad) x qi rong (wants to be an anime antagonist so fucking bad)

nie huisang ("oopsie dasies" to a terrible incident) x jiang cheng (FUCK [minor inconvenience])

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I just found the earliest email I ever sent from my email address, and it’s the funniest goddamn thing I can possibly imagine a fourth grader sending her teacher:

(Context - my fourth grade teacher was on maternity leave, and the state of the classroom fish tank was dire under the substitute teacher’s tyrannical rule. The class convened at recess, and decided to inform our (24yo, new mother) former teacher of the situation. I was selected as the duly appointed representative for this solemn communication.)

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Idk i felt like it fits

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just 2 guys, wanted to have some fun w/scotts hair because in the au hes crystal sugar cookie, mumbos wine cookie

might take a break from cookies after this cause i got to study

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Begging everyone on the internet to stop smoothing out their middle aged men and draw wrinkles for the love of god I promise it's so fun you'll love it Come into my wine cellar

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PROOF IN CASE YOU NEED IT

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I am havin a great day :>>>

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there are pieces of svsss fanon that are very dear to my heart — such as curly haired binghe and disabled shen yuan — but one very silly piece that I adore is "Shen Yuan was really into Hatsune Miku" because !! there is literally nothing !! NOTHING !! that implies of this in canon. this is pure fanon!! and yet it feels so right? the duality of Peerless Cucumber, stallion novel anti-fan and Hatsune Miku enthusiast.