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Staff wont even let me delete this account wtf

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Hate tumblr, yall annoying

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Kill kill destroy

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yo mr white do you wanna be fire boy or water girl

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FedEx: shits on my box, stomps on my box, kicks it, dumps gasoline on it, throws one of my chickens into the back of the van UPS: whispers at my front door “is anyone home” as quietly as possible before leaving a “we missed you!” note, tries to gaslight me into thinking my address doesn’t exist USPS: sets my package down gently where it’s not visible from the road, knocks on the door and kisses me directly on the mouth

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WHAT DID THEY DO TO HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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no okay so yes i make all my backgrounds in minecraft first im bad at perspective please dont cancel me

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wowww okay unfollowing now! i was a huge fan of his cannibal dinner parties and artistic displays of his victim’s corpses, i had no idea he was dating one of his patients

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“nobody in miami knows how to drive” “nobody in austin knows how to drive” “nobody in chicago knows how to drive” maybe we shouldnt have cars

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i can only think of baked goods

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straight women will say “ugh i wish i was gay it would be so much easier to just date a girl” as if gay women in their twenties aren’t some of the most insane people out there