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I’m never not gonna make a hc like this but listen ;    Wreck-Gar  loves  kids.   This bastard is a mess of baby fever.   Garbage man probably has some adoption papers somewhere in that stash of his ...     He’ll always try to be friendly to kids and cheer them up ,    he certainly can crack a joke out of some trash !      Oh ,   and if it ever came to his own sparkling ?      Wreck-Gar  would  cry  about  them ,    like  all the  time.   He’d always tell Rum-Maj how lucky he is and just be bawling.   He’d be the best dad ,   supportive dad ,   will juggle his own head for you dad  ( and he can )      Please  hire  him  to  be  your  babysitter.     OFFER     EXPIRES . . .       NEVER   !  !  !

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open rp

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wreck-gar may I have some garbage please thank you.

dumps the whole bag on him

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WRITING PROMPTS :    NOSTALGIA ( HEADCANON )

Wreck - Gar   ! !    misses  his  home   ! !   without  a  doubt  ! !         Everything Junkion and everything that reminds him of it ,     he misses his home as much as anyone else did.      Lost on earth with Rum-Maj ,    there will be more than one occasion he feels nostalgic to anything that resembles what his home looked like.      Garbage dumps ?      Junk yards ?      Television commercials ?       Any of those makes him feel home-sick.

He feels nostalgic whenever he remembers how he met Rum-Maj ,    how  and  why  he  fell  in  love  with  her ,     always thinking back to that moment and the place they were.      Sometimes he would wish to be back home with her ,     rummaging around junk for parts to spare …    and maybe have a little picnic !      

Now  ! !   Wreck-Gar isn’t a bad bot ,     he’s definitely open to helping a friend.      But I’ll be real ,    the feeling of mayhem and chaos is  ? ?  nostalgic to him.      Failing plans that end in a mess of disaster and a laugh.       Fights  that  end  up  with  dismembered  limbs  that  can  be  put  back  together.      An intruder that results in spare parts and a feast.     Junkions are spontaneous and wild ,     so anything of the like brings Wreck-Gar back to the moments before he lost Junkion  AND  his body.

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Attention all customers: our store will be closing in five minutes. If you are present in the store after closing you will be hunted for sport.

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getting back into drawing these trash heaps

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"cool face." great first reaction, hana!

‘ Me ?    My face ?   ’      Shoe lace ?        ‘  That can’t be right ,    my face is actually really warm right now ! Hot !!    Boiling hot !   It must be your face .    COOL FACE ! ’

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I’m  the  trash  man.       I come out ,    and I throw trash all over the ring !    And then :    I start eatin` garbage.      And then I   PICK  UP   the trash can ,    and I    SMASH   the guy on the head !

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One Word Writing Prompts

Send me a number 1 thru 50 for a word that I’ll use to write either a headcanon, drabble, or starter. Send 🌀 for a random number instead.

01. — first 02. — kiss 03. — final 04. — numb 05. — broken 06. — wings 07. — melody 08. — rules 09. — chocolate 10. — nostalgia 11. — heartbeat 12. — stranger 13. — confusion 14. — bitter 15. — afterlife 16. — daybreak 17. — audience 18. — endless 19. — fireworks 20. — wishing 21. — birthday

22. — tomorrow 23. — oppression 24. — agony 25. — return 26. — protection 27. — boxes 28. — hope 29. — preparation 30. — beautiful 31. — lies 32. — underneath 33. — hide 34. — diary 35. — unforeseen 36. — conditional 37. — gone 38. — clear 39. — heartache 40. — wired 41. — insanity 42. — foolish 43. — words 44. — study 45. — love 46. — skies 47. — stars 48. — lucky 49. — shake 50. — punctual

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“ADORO A MINHA MULHER!”

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u got any moo goo?

‘ DO I ?       Well I’ve got glue ,    a kazoo ,    a broken piece of bamboo -     and if you’re hungry I’ve got some barbecue !     Well  over  expired !  ’        Every item is discarded and scattered on the floor.    More of a mess of barbecue than glue ,    but can he help it ?      A hero always helps someone in need ,    even  if  it’s  for  a  piece  of  trash !      Wreck-gar the hero ,    excited whenever the opportunity arrives ,    garbage delivered with a smile.       ‘  Plenty  to  go  around !  ’

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Yes  friends ,   act now ,   destroy  Unicron !     Kill  the  Grand  Poobah !            Eliminate   even  the   toughest   stains !          Offer :      hurry  hurry  hurry ,     sale  must  end ,   rush  right  on  down  and  test  drive  latest  model  with  no  obligation.     Framed  in  enamel !         Resists  fire ,   rain  and  corrosion  for  up  to  five  years.        SATISFACTION    GUARANTEED. 

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