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biblically accurate tomboy

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suppository of information

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starting a new company, Autistic Auditors, where we send blunt autistic people to check up on things like companies to stand there and be like “actually that thing the CEO said made no sense, elaborate” and pushing them to actually explain their dodgy corporate language that avoids accountability and reliability. Just really grind them down with repeated “why” and “but what does that mean” and writing down the answers in clear and obvious language.

IDK I’m just sick of hearing how Business Bros talk and how many people are suckers for it. I want blunt people standing there going “hey, that guy didn’t actually SAY anything, he just strung together a bunch of nonsense corporate words to make you think ‘ooo profit’ but there’s nothing substantial here”

We would do the same to politicians.

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made some arts and crafts with spray paint and stencils. featuring everybody’s favorite literature crew moments before starting a mosh pit. literature crew hardcore all day err day. this shit is so niche that i’m not even sure what i meant by this entire thing. hope someone likes it because i’m vaguely proud of this (ill advised).

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other people on the internet: art, music, poetry, writing, life size chocolate sculpture of a manatee labelled "the busta"

me on the internet: just jumping down and saying some gay shit. some irredeemably vile shit. my head is a toilet bowl

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*thick russian accent*

*OOC OOC*

"senpai i love you even though you sent me to gulag umu"

*OK LET'S START THE ROLEPLAY AGAIN*

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i also lile to play stalker dead air

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i have 2 moods: panic attack in workplace break room and dissociated benzo zombie

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carve those names in your skin no one else can do it for you

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proposal for new word to be added to dictionary

"double-tap suicide" aka. pretty much what happened to epstein

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i am tolerant, kind, and accepting. i will never judge you because you are beautiful and special and unique. your views and beliefs and experiences are valid, and you should never let anyone tell you otherwise ❤️ EXCEPT if your political views differ from mine, in which case i will burn down your house, shoot your partner, ostracize and shame your children and finally push you against the wall in preparation for your imminent execution. you are not human

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if you do something i dislike or say something i disagree with i might some day write a mocking paragraph that implies you are obese and mentally destitute. you have been warned

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hei hei mutsi mä söin sun lääkkeet lmao

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opiates at work is all coolio until you realize working isn't fun and you'd rather chill out and pop pills all day, who could have expected this

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use this to reply to anything. also this is why luigi is my favorite mario

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belle delphine is the dark souls of patreon

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wanted to make a post but it was bad so you get this instead