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they are puppy dogs

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Which one is closest to yours? Mine is like 6ish-7ish.

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all my haters become gators when I travel through the bayou of success

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if USPS has a million fans, I'm one of them

if USPS has 5 fans, I'm one of them

if USPS has 1 fan, that is me

if USPS has no fans, I'm no longer alive

if the world is against USPS I'm against the entire world

till my last breath I support USPS

I joke but actually USPS is the literal lifeline for so many housebound disabled people who receive lifesaving medications through it- especially housebound people in rural areas. so many private shipping companies do not serve rural areas. try getting anyone else to drive hours into the middle of nowhere to deliver. try it. not all disabled people live in urban areas. USPS saves disabled lives ‼️ without USPS many housebound disabled people will die.

USPS is a disability rights issue

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tumblr users’ obsession with self-reporting (especially as a weird form of penance) needs to be studied

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love it when a nondog baby animal is called a pup anyway

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Jennifer L Mohr aka Jennifer L Mueller (Canadian, b. 1980, Moose Jaw, Saskatchewan, Canada, based Airdrie, Alberta, Canada) - It's Me, 2024, Paintings: Acrylic on Paper mounted on cradled Wood Panel

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no offense but if your friend is trying out a new hobby be fucking nice to them

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my favorite road sign is “falling rocks” like what am I supposed to do with that. what could I possibly do to avoid falling rocks while driving 70 miles per hour through an Appalachian ravine.

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Arugula is some crap they found on the ground for real

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whichever ad exec at Geico came up with the phrasing "up to 15% or more" needs some kind of award for concocting one of the most meaningless strings of words in the English language. all it guarantees is that the number is either lower or higher than 15%, inclusive. up to 15%... or more. a bladeless knife with no handle.

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Dogs will be like: you want my wetttt toy?

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you probably thought today was a normal Monday. nooooope. strong as fuck ice mummy again, sorry.

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a baby gouger. call that a gouger gaga

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