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I made stew. It was awesome. I love potatoes.
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every day i think about the cat on twitter who looks more like a scheming eunuch than any creature has ever looked



monkey i love you beloved little freak i would die for you
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Jane Austen really said ‘I respect the “I can fix him” movement but that’s just not me. He’ll fix himself if knows what’s good for him’ and that’s why her works are still calling the shots today.
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Me after the cigarette I asked for
eugh..!! pleugh.. cough cough.. eugffh.. bleugjh.... ptoo...
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Girl what do you mean there’s a goal to sex? You’re literally naked, get a grip
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Tfw when men do that thing where they pretend they have no control over their temper. LOL It’s so funny like am I supposed to pretend that I don’t know you’re completely self-aware and present during this rage performance. Or should I pretend you’re the tortured hero in a movie, possessed by a series of fabricated flashbacks of the war and your father
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Just tried to play an ancient flute and it started filling the room with this awful miasma that wont go away
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You are either going to the bathroom with me or going to the bathroom against me
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As a wheelchair user I'm trying to reframe my language for "being in the way."
"I'm in the way," "I can't fit," and "I can't go there," is becoming "there's not enough space," "the walkway is too narrow," and "that place isn't accessible."
It's a small change, but to me it feels as if I'm redirecting blame from myself to the people that made these places inaccessible in the first place. I don't want people to just think that they're helping me, I want them to think that they're making up for someone else's wrongdoing. I want them to remember every time I've needed help as something someone else caused.
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hey. don't cry. I went to Mad At You island and none of your friends were there :)
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you should get the orange soda, it’s amazing
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