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Bro you are fucking lying if you don't think Zoro and Mihawk weren't S*CKING AND F*CKING for two years straight during the time skip. """Ohhh my greatest adversary must NURSE ME BACK TO HEALTH and then he must TRAIN ME TO BE STRONGER I need to be able to HANDLE HIS SWORD "" are you fucking kidding??? They are sword swallowing 24/7 and if you think otherwise you need to grow up. "Gloom island" more like coom island. Read a fucking book (preferably from AO3)

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:3!

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i like to think that T’Pring wanted Stonn to fight in the challenge but he was like I am NOT fighting Spock are you fucking crazy he’s the first Vulcan in five hundred years to have a KILL COUNT that is not a fight I can win. and then Spock “kills” Kirk right in front of them and Stonn goes I TOLD YOU SO

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dale~

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Yarn holder

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Looks like a teddy bear 🧸

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big things happening on twitter

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what the fuck is a salesforce. we're briefly alive for a few violent decades

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My boss PayPals me every Friday but sometimes he forgets but we're both so awkward and it makes me so uncomfortable to be like hey can you send me money please so we decided to come up with a code word for it that basically says " thank you sorry for bothering you please send me the money " and the first word I thought of was triceratops and he said like triceracop from Kung fury so now every time I need him to pay me I just sent him this image

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The concept of wincing or getting chills is so cute to me. As a human if you're observing someone who gets hurt or falls in a way where they could get hurt your immediate reaction is something so deeply empathetic that it physically manifests on your body involuntarily. I think that's beautiful personally

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callout post for "work"

"work" has done many terrible things such as

make my friend go there

make my wife go there

please spread this around we can't let "work" keep getting away with this

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i love that post thats like “never trust how you feel about your life after 9pm” that shit changed my life. every time i feel bad i look at the clock and i’m like Aha It’s 10:26 PM You Cannot Fucking Fool Me

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“beige flags” “trauma dump” “the ick” let me ask you this have you ever gone outside and marvelled at the beauty of the spider’s web

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does covid fuck up your gag reflex

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