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getting misgendered by adults but universally correctly gendered by children makes me feel like some sort of fairy creature thats true form is only perceptible to children

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I'm not a big fan of 9/11 jokes either.

After all...

They have a tendency to...

Crash and burn

maybe there never were any twin towers. like did u ever see them?

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you! tumblr user!

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can you reblog a two-part post in the correct order?

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were you perpetually and exclusively praised for what you could one day become, instead of what you were, leading you to a lifetime of feeling like you were not only never good enough, but that the best thing about you was a future that would never come, that constantly felt like it was slipping away? Did you become so afraid of closing doors, of losing that one good thing, that potential, that you stagnated at the crossroads until your life began to rot around you and the asphalt ground to gravel and the roads grew ever rougher, the doors closing one by one even as you tried in vain to keep them open, instead of choosing a path and committing to a direction for your own progress? Did you watch the best thing about you, the one thing you were praised for, slowly collapse in your arms as you tried desperately and hopelessly to save it, finding yourself kneeling in the ruins of your unexplored promise, looking for a way out, and wondering if there was no where else to go? no way forward? When someone tells you they're proud of you, that they love you for who you are, that what you are is good enough, do you cry? do you struggle to believe them? do you have to try your damnedest just to make yourself hear the words? Do you wonder if, one day, you'll learn to be happy with who you are?

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The real difference between fantasy and science fiction is that if you have too many belts, you're fantasy, and if you have too many zippers, you're science fiction. If you have too many of both, you split the difference and land in a contemporary technothriller where everybody is secretly a vampire.

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Unfortunately tumblr is not letting me upload the video I made to accompany this, so for context, this is a compilation of the responses I got for a post that read:

Quick everyone help me compile a list of the funniest sounds to make when you cum

so this is what a really funny orgy would sound like I guess

The responses I got and used are listed below in order :)

Typewriter reset noise

Yugioh Life Point Deduction Sound

Windows shutdown

Mooing

Silent hill sirens

The opening gong from the Undertaker's entrance

GTA wasted

mario "let's-a go!"

wilhelm scream (2 people suggested)

HONK HONK/clown honk (2 people suggested)

dial-up modem

pac man death noise

Pingu noot noot

the loud-ass THX sound (3 people suggested)

John Cena theme

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Mom walks in on you giving your big sis a blowjob, freezes in the door frame for a minute as the two of you start to panic, then leaves without a word. you're shocked, you're scared, you stare up into your big sis's eyes but they're just as frantic and terrified as yours, then you hear your mom come back. She tosses a pack of condoms to your big sis, saying "just don't get her pregnant.", then turns and leaves again. She'll never speak of what she saw again, though she will ask each of you regularly if you're "being safe with your girlfriend".

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I'm a baby kitty!! Meow! 😺😸 I didn't get a chance to dress up for Halloween this year, but this is what I wanted to wear 😅

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i am reliably informed it is Tuesday . heres me bickering w my partner about Nickelback in a skimpy outfit on a pole

@zerosuitsammi3 @catboybiologist @slutnoun

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Impie again~ ♡

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My HRT prescriptions are written by a lesbian and honestly that feels like the natural order of things. Woman with a personal interest in making more women.

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Knowing that trans women of color started the movement in the united states and were literally immediately erased and excluded from what they started is the most deeply jading knowledge.

It is the original sin of the so-called queer community and it damns it from the cradle.

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piplup grain entrapment

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I'm really enjoying my wholesome drone kink era

one of my drones is struggling to focus on their job? write and run them a productivity program that enforces regular short breaks and reporting to me upon task completions for a reward!

another drone can't shut off their mind and wants to sleep? write and run them a program that powers down their motor functions and slow their mental processors while projecting sense-memories of their favourite place so they can fall asleep!

another drone just doesn't want to do their heap of chores? write and run them a program that makes them a passenger in their body as I command and control them to do their chores!