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Explorers: Jessie and Jane

Stepping out into the bright sunlight Jane adjusted her hat and looked around. The dock was bustling, people moving off the boat down to the city. Jane shuffled off to the side while she waited for Jessie to arrive. They had planned to explore around the next time they were in a city and Mykonos seemed like a wonderful place to explore. She hadn't really been to many cities as such. Her and her father were more likley to race through a city on the way to the jungle, or just to keep the time in London at an absolute minimum.

She wondered if Jessie felt differently. While she knew the other girl had spent time on a farm she might might not have been as opposed to the city life as Jane. At least Jane herself was finally over the awful cold that had kept her bedridden on the ship for so long. Looking at her watch she hoped Jessie would be here soon.

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After hours and hours of pleading for paint from Toulouse, both Alice and Lilo filled balloons with the different colors. Crouched behind a corner, they waited all day to hit someone with the paint balloons sitting casually in a tub next to them. This time, their victim happened to be Jane and they sprung into action. With a battle cry, they released the balloons one after another at her. Once they ran out of balloons, they bolted away yelling, "Welcome to DSA! We love you!"

Standing under the shower washing paint out of her hair Jane plots her revenge against the monarchs...

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I shall practice my curtsey diligently. Anything to put off the pain and misery.May I suggest perhaps a break to all the people happiness, and then an increase in the punishment? Defiantly makes things more fun. And more miserable for your subjects :P

Yes I hear that sloth has been hanging around the ship. I hope that I can get a bit more active now! Do some exploring. But I do not think I will be partaking in many other, ah, sins as yet.

Moderate? Nah bruddah. Just more fun for us. More misery for you. Imagine, two leaders who get joys out of screams of misery and tears of pain. Yes, that is us. Beware the joint rule.

The lower the better then.

I know. Humans think they can control us. Nope. We are immune to everything. Making us the perfect leaders.

Life is treating me well subject. The boat gets boring as everyone is all enjoying my bother Sloth, but since we have landing, people are partaking in many more sins that I enjoy. 

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A joint rule? Well that is much more civilized. At least then you can moderate each others behavior. I don't think I can bow though, bad back you know. I can do a wonderful curtsey, the boarding school at least instilled that.

Just a myth? That certainly makes life at sea much easier for you. And how is life on the boat treating you, my Lord?

Well no. Technically it is Princess Alice until she is married. Leaders in order is me then Alice. Or Alice the me. It doesn’t really matter. I am just Master Demon Lord and she is Princess. But we work hand in hand in management. 

Bowing does wonders for you score just so you are aware. The higher the score, the less likely you are to be punished.

Just a myth. Salt does nothing. I am more fond of sulfur but salt is alright. Just elements on the Earth. Sulfur for the win!

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I find bowing to new management is always the best way to go. Especially when dictatorial rule is involved. Now is Queen Alice taking the change in leaders? 

Well why shouldn't you get out. Its not like there is much change in scenery down below. All fire and brimstone. But doesn't all the salt bother you?

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Sounds like a big change. But I for one bow to the new demon lord.

….I didn’t know demons liked ocean cruises. Or high school.

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Sounds like a big change. But I for one bow to the new demon lord.

....I didn't know demons liked ocean cruises. Or high school.

Whoa, that was rather a bad case of the flu. At least while I was quarantined I got some reading done! So whats been happening on the ship while I’ve been indisposed?

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Whoa, that was rather a bad case of the flu. At least while I was quarantined I got some reading done! So whats been happening on the ship while I've been indisposed?

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ooc

Hey so my study has just gotten completely insane, and between that and fencing I'm going to be absent for another week and a half. Sorry to anyone I owe, I will get to it as soon as I get back!!

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OOC: Sorry I sorta vanished, a pile of uni stuff dropped into my lap and I had to get on top of it quickly. Hopefully post some replies tomorrow!

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Hehehe, I was just kidding. I swear! I know what macaroni is. I will try it with cheese if you feel so strongly about it.

And glitter, I think we can agree, is mildly satanic. Once it's in your room, it never gets out.

Bored.

It’s a noodle. You cook it. And I swear to god if you come anywhere near me with glitter I will own your soul.  

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Hmm, isn't macaroni the thing children make pictures out of? With glitter? You can eat that stuff?

Bored.

Is it really that- Oh you poor thing.

Mac is Macaroni. Noodles. Noodles covered in gooey delicious cheese.  

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Well I think I'm just used to people swearing in Bantu, not english...

Is it really that amazing? I mean, I enjoy cheese, but what is mac?

Bored.

Well, I was just raised a certain way, I don’t curse. Sorry, I shouldn’t have commented. Gorillas, not monkeys, and I wanted to get an education. The jungle is not the best school. Hmm, well I must say my fathers port was always excellent… But what is mac and cheese? Is this an American thing?

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Well, I was just raised a certain way, I don't curse. Sorry, I shouldn't have commented. Gorillas, not monkeys, and I wanted to get an education. The jungle is not the best school. Hmm, well I must say my fathers port was always excellent... But what is mac and cheese? Is this an American thing?

Bored.

Language please. Well I love it. Better than those candies that coat your mouth in sugar. I was studying gorillas with my father. There is a distinct lack of junk food on safari, so I’m making up for it now. What food do you like then?

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Language please. Well I love it. Better than those candies that coat your mouth in sugar. I was studying gorillas with my father. There is a distinct lack of junk food on safari, so I'm making up for it now. What food do you like then?

Bored.

How could you say that about such a tasty snack? There was no popcorn in the jungle, I missed it! Why, pray tell, is it satanic?

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How could you say that about such a tasty snack? There was no popcorn in the jungle, I missed it! Why, pray tell, is it satanic?

Bored.

I have just rediscovered popcorn after being without it for too long. Would you like to join me?

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I have just rediscovered popcorn after being without it for too long. Would you like to join me?

Bored.

Entertain me, bitchessss.

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Leave a word, any word, inside my ask box, and I will tell you a fact about myself relating to that word.