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not to be harry potter on main but i honestly think the fantastic beasts series would have been so much more interesting if it was just about the beasts. i don’t give a fuck about grindelwald, just give me a movie about an eccentric wizard travelling the world looking for magical animals and teaching us the power of friendship

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Makes you think

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1-star Review left for a local elementary school:

“It appears this school discriminates on men. I went there, and didn’t see any male teacher / staff, but saw women employed from every race. However, this doesn’t mean they are qualified, many of them including the female principal had spelling mistakes. This is upsetting, but not surprising since this school district has been infiltrated by liberal / communists from far places like Michigan and new york. Not Floridians. I suggest you homeschool your kids if you want the best education and protection for them.”

I AM LOLING HERE.

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can u imagine being admitted to the hospital in house cos ur half-dead from the worlds most obscure disease and youre lying in bed dying and you cant even do that in peace cos every five minutes house’s little club comes back in to do another round of random tests while gossiping about their deep psychological issues and if thats not painful enough one of them is australian and you have to listen to that. and just when u think u can finally slip away gracefully some old dude comes in and switches off your life support and yells at you for not telling him you tripped on a loose floorboard and broke a nail when you were seven like just let me go bro. im done

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friends tv show writers: we are going to model ross geller as every girl’s dream guy. aka the most lovable male character in the show. joey is a womanizer and chandler fears commitment but ROSS is the intelligent (egotistical), romantic (possessive/jealous), and thoughtful (sexist/homophobic) Nice Guy™ of the bunch and i’m positive all the fans will just adore him!!!

the entire friends fandom:

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sisko’s hallucination of worf playing baseball: confident, star professional player, in the newspaper constantly, suave ladies’ man

actual worf playing baseball:

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I would respect JK Rowling so much more if she just came out and said yeah the Harry Potter books don’t have enough representation, thats a problem and I’ll do better in future rather than being like oh actually Voldemort’s mum’s cat was gay. 

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