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AO3 Celebrates 14 Million Fanworks

AO3 now hosts more than 14 Million fanworks! If you want to find out how we celebrate our fannish community, read more at https://otw-news.org/ymr8b4cu

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Bro I fucking love the DB Cooper case nothing about this whole situation sounds real. None of the passengers on the plane realized they were being hijacked until the plane landed two hours after it was supposed to and the fbi showed up with suitcases full of money. The note about the bomb almost went unnoticed because the flight attendant thought she was being sexually harassed so she didn't read it. One of the main suspects was the first trans woman in Washington to have a sex change operation. A reporter who was so dead set on his suspect that he brought him to court was so upset about being wrong that he went catatonic and was treated with electroshock therapy and it WORKED. There's been multiple "I'm DB Cooper" death confessions. He never even SAID his name was DB Cooper. Either he got away with a million bucks in today's money and the most iconic and harmless crime American history or he impaled himself on a pine tree while falling a zillion miles an hour in the dark while clutching duffel bags full of cash and either option is equally hilarious. He wore a clip on tie. He committed an act of sky piracy. What in the fucking looney toons

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u know its v sad that mainstream media abt ancient rome doesn't actually delve into their weird kinks. like they present corrupt emperors as sexually deviant ofc they always do but no one dares imagine what kind of truly bizarre shit ancient romans, esp nobility, gotten off to. no one but meeeee

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tossed into the minotaur's labyrinth as one of the athenian sacrifices and as im running around trying to escape he traps me under a cup slides a piece of paper under me and carries me outside

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Shoutout to old-fashioned couch armrest covers for giving my improv boys Free Wigs for when they play a girl character.

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She has a very good face :)

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EVERYONE NEEDS TO LOOK AT HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON UNTRAINABLE THE STAGE PLAY RN

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OMG, here we go again. :-<

@dduane was sent yet another "Great Story Idea I'd Love To See".

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That story idea, or anything resembling it will now NEVER be seen.

Do Not Send "Great Story Ideas" to professional writers.

They won't use them.

They CAN'T use them.

DON'T SEND THEM.

Or, as someone else might put it...

And don't send fanfic set in the writer's universes either.

That should be obvious, but obvious doesn't work with some people. Oblivious is more their thing, so...

DON'T SEND FANFIC OF THEIR WORKS TO PROFESSIONAL WRITERS, YOU TWIT.

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As I grow older I feel my capacity to understand that Miss Piggy is not a real person reached a peak in my adolescence and is now on a steady decline. I watched a Wendy Williams interview and there's this part that's like "can we get a ring cam!" and Miss Piggy shows her bling and I'm just like fuck she's so iconic. Miss Piggy who are you wearing? Miss Piggy have you ever considered running for office??

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i love you solidarity. i love you worker power. i love you march on the boss. i love you general strike. i love you work stoppage. i love you work to rule. i love you industrial democracy. i love you 1-on-1. i love you building trust and respect. i love you agitation. i love you education. i love you inoculation. i love you organising.

i hate you scabs.

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Red Bed

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imagining an alternate timeline where shakespeare wrote a play about king arthur. we would be so unwell