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PLEASE THE ONE ABOUT REID

early criminal minds (seasons 1-5) is so fucking funny if you think about it from the perspective of literally anyone that the BAU interacts with outside of each other. to recap what’s going on, let’s go over the team. We’ve got:

Elle Greenaway- murderous bitch who maybe murdered someone in cold blood (claimed self defense but who can prove that?)

Spencer Reid- a genius with both mommy and daddy issues who looks like a fourteen year old TA and does magic tricks whilst, at some points, zooted off his ass on dilaudid

Jason Gideon- man who screams at crime scenes and lays down in blood stains

Derek Morgan- calls their tech analyst like “ugh mommy shove that nice hot information down my throat”

Penelope Garcia- the aforementioned Information Mommy, who talks to the team (specifically morgan) like a phone sex operator trying to make enough to cover rent

Jennifer Jareau- bubbly blonde woman who yells at TV reporters and kicks ass

David Rossi- rich, elderly, famous crime novelist who DEFINITELY should be retired

Emily Prentiss- goth lesbian who DEFINITELY has cursed folks out in one of the many languages she knows

Aaron Hotchner- tired workaholic man, trying his best to hold this shitshow together, also beat a man to death

like, can you IMAGINE??? it’s the worst week of your life. Some madman is running around, i don’t know, killing folks and cutting off their nipples or something, and this absolute clown brigade rolls up like “ah yes, just another Tuesday for us lmao” and start asking you questions about what kind of dirt this murderer had stuck to his shoes, and then they SOLVE THE CASE???? what the fuck must you be thinking at that point

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if it’s needed

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Reblog if you say "fuck" more than 5 times a day.

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bottom left is me at any given moment these days

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Y´all: I just sliced the tip of my finger open on foil. Fucking foil. Not paper, not with a knife, foil. How tf does someone even do that? I truly believe that I have the special knack of getting injured with anything and everything. Honestly, if I get a concussion from getting hit in the head with a pillow, I wouldn´t be surprised

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you know covid fucked everyone up when you mange to trip over a roomba, stub your toe, fall flat on your face, have your bottom teeth nearly rip your bottom lip open, look like a fish out of water while flailing around trying to figure out what just happened, all of this while on camera during my math class while trying to ask something, and the only response is “mood.

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i found walmart zac efron from lemonade mouth 

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y’all, i caffiene crashed a while a go, and guess what i did?  i just scared a poor fan fic writer the night before their final by talking about how a very infamous sentence in their work reminded me of the theme song of hereditary. fml, i can’t even w me rn. @peterbenjiparker i am so sorry. good luck tho

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Riddle me this: why tf did my calc teacher knock 20% off my test score? like ik my scratch work took time to upload, but it ain’t my fault my wifi is crap and literally everyone in my house is using a device. whatcha want me to do, drive up to your house and hand deliver them? smh, you are immunocompromised

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story of my life. 

Alright what the fuck, why was this on my for you page

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it’s the 21st day of the 21st year of the 21st century.

you can only reblog this today.

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Reblog in support of they/them pronouns!

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dominance and manipulitiveness. i like power

fuck the seven deadly sins. reblog and tag your most toxic trait: aggression, suspicion, manipulativeness, dominance, risk-taking, callousness or grandiosity

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Sal Khan is my life line. I’m taking AP Calc AB and with the whole pandemic situation, it isn’t the easiest. Khan Academy is the place to go. Once I get doughed up you best bet I’m donating and y’all should too.

i live in the void but if you dont && youre breaded up consider donating to one of the best free learning resources in the world rn

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I live in California, and I sleep with my door closed. I have this irrational fear that the zodiac or the golden state kiler will break in and murder me, or like there’s a rando under my bed or in my closet or sum, which I know is ridiculous but hey, you’re never too careful.

wait people sleep with their doors closed????

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Wham bam yes mam

Reblog if you're a Slytherin.

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