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your friend group in your 20s will consist entirely of people who are either a) gay b) have the same trauma as you c) work with you or d) all of the above

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Mirrorball reminds me of Gilmore girls and idk how or why but it does and its my favorite and it makes me feel like I'm walking through stars hallow as a teen in the early 2000's

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ive never said 1 coherent thing in my life

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Me, lying on my bed, face down, desperately trying to get up: come on body yip yip

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might fuck around and isolate myself this whole new year

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i have been on this hellsite long enough to see the rise, fall, and complete irrelevance of jennifer lawrence

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i love night walks. its such a shame im a woman

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2 wrongs dont make a right but 2 stupid bitches make a genius

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Taylor Alison Swift, “Sad Beautiful Tragic” (2012) ♡︎

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Just heard someone on the radio say “if you’re having trouble sleeping, just join the military, they teach you how to sleep anywhere” and it really has similar vibes to that post that’s like “just get pregnant and you’ll see who your real friends are”

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saying “sorry im out of it today” as if im not like this all the time is my fav lie

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me: thinks abt c*ddling for 2 minutes me @ myself: shut the hell up u aren’t in a John green novel. grow up and move on.

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