jumpingabout
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“I couldn’t the least imagine any female liking me once she had seen my face.” - Mori Ougai Jin. Vampire. Weretiger. A Thousand Things That Shouldn't Exist.
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jumpingabout · 3 months ago
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Hades and Bruce are now talking to me. I guess my head was just too loud that I wasn't able to hear them before.
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jumpingabout · 3 months ago
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maybe I should just give in. indulge them for a bit.
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jumpingabout · 3 months ago
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I don't know how much more of this I can take - my life is a mess with no end in sight and my condition gets worse each passing day.
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jumpingabout · 5 months ago
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starting to think y'all's doctors don't like you. why are they starting you, a grown man, on a pubescent boy's testosterone dose.
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jumpingabout · 5 months ago
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Top AO3 Batfamily Ships Bracket: Round 2
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jumpingabout · 10 months ago
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how to deal with an episode, by a dummy: get in deeper until the original problem is no more.
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jumpingabout · 11 months ago
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ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to be effeminate
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jumpingabout · 11 months ago
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nothing can get rid of the dysphoria that comes with not being born right.
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jumpingabout · 11 months ago
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Imagine having it drilled in from an early age that love and self worth are conditional and then going on to have that same energy about everything like BITCH please don’t hate me I wasn’t raised right and now I’m all screwed up in the head I promise this is me trying😭
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jumpingabout · 11 months ago
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Reblog to have the most homoerotic year of your life 2024
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jumpingabout · 1 year ago
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sometimes I look like a cat or dog, and other times I look like dazai osamu from the hit animanga bungou stray dogs.
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jumpingabout · 1 year ago
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My Collection of Truly Horrible Necrophilia Jokes
[I only wrote two of these]
When I die, I want my body donated to necrophilia.
So I can go out with a bang.
What's the worst part about Necrophilia?
The awkward silence.
Necrophilia wouldn't be such a big issue if the victims were a little bit more outspoken.
What's the difference between a hipster and a necrophiliac?
Hipsters won't get into anything once it's cool.
Two necrophiliacs are sitting on a bus and look at pictures of their girlfriends. One turns to the other and says "Where did you dig up that one?"
Why don't gay necrophiles like to talk about their pasts?
Too many skeletons in their closets.
So explain this logic for me. So a girl can cuddle another girl and still be straight right? But when I cuddle another guy I'm a creep and need to leave the morgue immediately
What's necrophiliac's opinion on cemetery?
She's digging it.
What do Latin students and necrophiliacs have in common?
Enjoying a dead tongue.
Whats the difference between a depressed guy and a necrophiliac?
Ones dead inside, the other is inside the dead.
What does a necrophiliac get at a funeral?
Mourning wood.
A necrophiliac with OCD walks into a bar
"What can I get for you?" asks the bartender.
"Whisky, please." the guy says.
"How do you take it?" says the bartender.
The guy winks. "I like my whiskey how I like my men.... neat and on ice"
My necrophiliac girlfriend told me I was dead to her.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me.
I’ve never had sex with a necrophiliac.
But I’ve been dying to try it.
What do you call a whore house you can only get hookups in when it's closed?
A mausoleum
My necrophiliac ex-boyfriend said he wished me dead.
I had no idea he was still into me.
Why'd the mortician get fired?
For sleeping around the office.
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jumpingabout · 1 year ago
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Yeah I don't do casual. I'll die when you die, you'll die when I die. We don't live a minute past the other. I'm spending eternity with you
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jumpingabout · 1 year ago
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more dog than wolf or cat today.
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jumpingabout · 1 year ago
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jumpingabout · 1 year ago
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jumpingabout · 1 year ago
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Rb if u have a 'disgusting attraction™' :3
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