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“I couldn’t the least imagine any female liking me once she had seen my face.” - Mori Ougai Jin. Vampire. Weretiger. A Thousand Things That Shouldn't Exist.
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Hades and Bruce are now talking to me. I guess my head was just too loud that I wasn't able to hear them before.
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maybe I should just give in. indulge them for a bit.
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I don't know how much more of this I can take - my life is a mess with no end in sight and my condition gets worse each passing day.
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starting to think y'all's doctors don't like you. why are they starting you, a grown man, on a pubescent boy's testosterone dose.
#i say this because i had to sit through two hours of a doc talking about bioessentialism#and how because im a young albeit grown man they would get me to where males my age are t level wise#finding out that the average trans man is doing less than 50mg every week was eye opening#no wonder it takes years to see results#why periods are still a thing for some#im barely two months and ive got facial hair growing in#you need to talk to your doctors about your doses otherwise you will get nowhere fast#trans man#trans masc#trans ftm#cw medical#jin.txt#and before anyone comes at me about privilege#i am in the deep south in the middle of buttfuck nowhere paying out of pocket
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Top AO3 Batfamily Ships Bracket: Round 2
#i feel that it is often forgotten that in universes where Jason is blond or ginger#bruce makes him dye his hair black because he misses dick and dick will always be the boy wonder#and he uses jason as a substitution hence the title of 'original pretender'#in the same way that he goes on to use tim as a stand in for jason#and so on and so forth#but christ#they had to completely change bruce and dicks dynamic because it was 'encouraging sin' aka homosexuality#we can talk about jason and bruces problems all day but dick will always be the original#and bruce has always been a glutton for punishment#jin.quote
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how to deal with an episode, by a dummy: get in deeper until the original problem is no more.
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ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to be effeminate
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nothing can get rid of the dysphoria that comes with not being born right.
#makes me wonder if transitioning is even worth and if i should just [redacted] myself instead#gender dysphoria#jin.txt
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Imagine having it drilled in from an early age that love and self worth are conditional and then going on to have that same energy about everything like BITCH please don’t hate me I wasn’t raised right and now I’m all screwed up in the head I promise this is me trying😭
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Reblog to have the most homoerotic year of your life 2024
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sometimes I look like a cat or dog, and other times I look like dazai osamu from the hit animanga bungou stray dogs.
#very complicated#not to mention the vampire thing#they haven't happened all at once#thankfully#jin.txt#actually psychotic#actually delusional
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My Collection of Truly Horrible Necrophilia Jokes
[I only wrote two of these]
When I die, I want my body donated to necrophilia.
So I can go out with a bang.
What's the worst part about Necrophilia?
The awkward silence.
Necrophilia wouldn't be such a big issue if the victims were a little bit more outspoken.
What's the difference between a hipster and a necrophiliac?
Hipsters won't get into anything once it's cool.
Two necrophiliacs are sitting on a bus and look at pictures of their girlfriends. One turns to the other and says "Where did you dig up that one?"
Why don't gay necrophiles like to talk about their pasts?
Too many skeletons in their closets.
So explain this logic for me. So a girl can cuddle another girl and still be straight right? But when I cuddle another guy I'm a creep and need to leave the morgue immediately
What's necrophiliac's opinion on cemetery?
She's digging it.
What do Latin students and necrophiliacs have in common?
Enjoying a dead tongue.
Whats the difference between a depressed guy and a necrophiliac?
Ones dead inside, the other is inside the dead.
What does a necrophiliac get at a funeral?
Mourning wood.
A necrophiliac with OCD walks into a bar
"What can I get for you?" asks the bartender.
"Whisky, please." the guy says.
"How do you take it?" says the bartender.
The guy winks. "I like my whiskey how I like my men.... neat and on ice"
My necrophiliac girlfriend told me I was dead to her.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me.
I’ve never had sex with a necrophiliac.
But I’ve been dying to try it.
What do you call a whore house you can only get hookups in when it's closed?
A mausoleum
My necrophiliac ex-boyfriend said he wished me dead.
I had no idea he was still into me.
Why'd the mortician get fired?
For sleeping around the office.
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Yeah I don't do casual. I'll die when you die, you'll die when I die. We don't live a minute past the other. I'm spending eternity with you
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Rb if u have a 'disgusting attraction™' :3
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