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I was about to say “middle school?!” But then I realized that I’m like, way younger than most of you lmao. But yeah, that Cheetoh thing threw me off, did you see the tube tops and hoodies? 💀 like okay, I’d probably buy it but you won’t see me leave the house with it on.

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Really really really iconic women’s fashion brand in the late 90s/early 2000’s. You’re on social media I’m sure you’ve seen that they made a whole line of hot Cheetoh inspired clothes. Speaking of, what’s your favorite?

I have no idea what this means but I know you aren’t talking about real Cheetos right now, which is disappointing.

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I know most of you aren’t fashion icons like me and that’s totally okay, but Kimora Lee just relaunched Baby Phat at Forever 21 and everything goes up to a 4x, they finally did something right after that Hot Cheetoh fiasco. 😣

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Liv is Life, but Love is Love. 🏳️‍🌈❤️

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The only thing I love to do. #SDLiv 👅💙

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I think her context was slightly different than ours, but nonetheless, felt. “You little stupid ass bitch I ain’t fuckin’ with you,” hits a little different, or whatever Big Sean said.

So, Ariana Grande goes, “I’m so fucking grateful for my ex!” and I’m just like, “uh, sorry can’t relate.”

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Golden Girls, Full House, The Nanny, Fresh Prince, or Friends should be on everyone’s top 5, and that’s just period.

What’s your favorite sitcom theme song??

I had to think long and hard about it when I was asked this question but when it came down to it, Full House took the prize!

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Happiest of Birthday’s to my #1, my ride or die, my babe. We’ve come such a long way and I’m so proud of you. Love you. 😭💓 @jumpgcrl

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It’s been my birthday for twenty-two minutes and not a single birthday wish, ight... I see how it is then... 😒

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That’s pretty intense, but you’ve sorta got the freedom to do whatever the fuck you please now though, so congrats to that!

i don’t know what time it is, what’s happened the last fucking 15hrs nor’ what planet i’m on, but i definitely needed that sleep.

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Really? Is it really as magical as they said it was on MTV? Spray tan works too, but like you’re the king of tan lines so I don’t think that’s up your alley. That photo is literally iconic, both shots of it. I dont know if you can live up to that, but worth a shot!

I’ve been there once for one of their Halloween parties, and I felt like I was in a castle. If I know I’m going to be posing naked for pics, then you bet your ass I’ll tan my whole body. It’ll be the best issue. I can pose like Shawn Michaels once did with the title, then take actual nude shots.

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You slept for 15 hours, completely uninterrupted?

i don’t know what time it is, what’s happened the last fucking 15hrs nor’ what planet i’m on, but i definitely needed that sleep.

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And what about me?

You’re a beautiful human being with an even more beautiful soul. I’ve never met someone who constantly thinks about me on the regular, I appreciate you.

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And what about me?

Beauty aside you’re the epitome of a “ride or die” you’ve stuck with me since day one and haven’t switched up since, and besides wrestling, you were a big part in making Orlando feel like my second home, and we know how much I love Jersey. I can easily think of you when I think of home.

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And what about me??

You have perfect teeth, and beautiful skin, hygienist queen.

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And what about me?

You’re so totally out of this world, the stars knew what they were doing when they made you. ✨