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gabriel . 23 . he/himside blog for tomfoolery
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over-psychoanalyzing blorbos is healthy and needed enrichment for the girlies in order to avoid over-psychoanalyzing themselves. like giving a dog a chew toy in order to redirect chewing on its hind legs
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My dealer: got some straight gas 🔥😛 this strain is called “the uchiha massacre” 😳 you’ll be zonked out of your gourd 💯
Me: yeah whatever. I don’t feel shit.
5 minutes later: dude I swear I just saw madara uchiha in the forest
My buddy sasuke pacing: the hokage is lying to us
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some of y'all fundamentally misunderstand my favorite characters but im being sooooo normal and mature about it. i haven't even killed anyone yet
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i see the lazarus rising barn scene on the inside of my eyelids when i blink
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[talking about my favorite characters] okay so THESE two come in a bonded pair and if i think about them too hard i start taking poison damage
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i am so so normal about media and have exactly zero mental illnesses
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Memories of the Lazarus Pit🥀
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The excluded tags filter on Ao3 is such a fucking lifesaver. I love it so much.
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grant me the serenity to kill you with a brick, the courage to kill you with a brick, and the wisdom to kill you with a brick. amen
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https://x.com/819napp?s=21&t=55HyzerWcN_RxNpgV2Jocw
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friendships end. relationships end. fictional man whos doing even worse than you is forever
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