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You take the blue Eggman MDMA pill (158.4 mg), the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red Eggman MDMA pill (162.8 mg), you stay in Eggmanland, and I show you just how meddlesome that hedgehog is

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Man…

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This reminded me of Pass The Pigs, which is played with two weird little rubber pigs. It's Yahtzee, it's pig Yahtzee.

Check out my 2 fetal pigs

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guy fawkes didn't even do anything wrong

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Accidentally tagged someone, oops. I should have assumed someone would use "lame bitch" as their username that's on me

I love blocking people with my stupid username. "Do you want to banish @ lame-bitch from the Cool Zone?" I hate you so much and I am kicking you out of my cool clubhouse

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I love blocking people with my stupid username. "Do you want to banish @ lame-bitch from the Cool Zone?" I hate you so much and I am kicking you out of my cool clubhouse

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its nothing some ibuprofen and a blunt and 5 beers and a head injury and jacking off and killing myself cant fix

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[picture of a trilobite]

Oh, it's like one of those creatures, what are they called? The whore shoe crabs?

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One day 🙏

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a woman being feminine is right-wing coded which is masculine coded. a woman being masculine is left-wing coded which is feminine coded. this disproves the existence of women

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There's simply no time to waste.

saw this on twitter and thought y’all might enjoy this

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How am I supposed to trust this guy if they don't even know what he does? And I highly doubt he's an astral physicist, because that's not real, that's not a real thing you can be.

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Just had a dream that they removed Arabic from Google translate. I remember they added some weird new languages too but Arabic was just gone. I was upset because for whatever reason I had to translate something into Arabic and I couldn't. It also wasn't in alphabetical order anymore, the first language was some weird J shit like Jericho or Jeanjacket or something. Also it was weirdly vibrant? I remember the Google color scheme was like, an obnoxious red and orange except for the list of languages, which was still white. And it looked older, it was like someone's first website in 2006

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no! "sapphic yearning" will kill the patient

she needs hardcore lezzing out in order to live

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Waiting almost three weeks to post a follow up comment is insane. Adomination1 set his heart to that. He put that in his notes app