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Just made Swiss miss hot cocoa with melted ice cream as the base. It's tasty but it's so thick and I would not recommend it unless you use like half as much ice cream and replace it with milk. I also put a little sprinkle of cayenne in with my cocoa powder because spice just adds to the experience.

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The loch breast monster

Apparently the National Museum of Scotland displays the following "eyewitness sketches" from one of the earliest Nessie reports. There isn't a Loch Ness monster (we have checked. Lots and lots and lots of times) but the story goes that these are the real deal because other unrelated people reported similar details before these sketches ever went public.

which details?????????? i dunno

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kinda an odd twitter account I came across

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This is exactly what this old mouse man would post on Facebook

the early bird gets the worm but the second mouse gets the cheese

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Don't even fuckin' talk to me about Nephew's Hunger, I know it all too well

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"Yeah I might be manipulative and evil and like, spit in people's eyes and call them rotten names and stuff like that. But what you fail to take into account is that I was crestfallen and morose when I did it. So you can't be mad at me."

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This is Heath Ledger's joker, so this image implies that his father said this right before giving him his iconic Joker Scars™

"My father... Was a liberal."

-The Woker

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Realest.

encountering an inconvenience while cold: damn that sucks, oh well, i’ll figure something else out!!

encountering an inconvenience while hot: we all deserve to die right now, come on everyone, lets all go die

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I can see why people punch their computer when they get mad. At least for laptops. I'm so minorly inconvenienced but I know it would be sooooo satisfying it looks so punchable. Also in my mind punching a hole through the monitor would make it work somehow even though that is a total paradox. I'm not even that mad it's just sooooo satisfying looking. Windows (on a house, not on my very punchable laptop) invoke a similar urge, like I'm not flying into an Epic Gamer Rage™ here, some things are just so punchable. Clobbering my laptop for making me have to stop watching a video I was already half way through. Shoving it into a metaphorical locker and taking its lunch money.

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me when im so sweet and beautiful

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The best thing about the Pikmin series by far is that Earth is responsible for all of these silly creatures. Bulborbs, cannon beetles, the quaggled mireclops, the Pikmin themselves even. The game takes place on Earth so all of these stupid little buglers and sillies evolved here naturally somehow.