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julianresso · 3 months

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YOU'VE BEEN HIT BY 💉💉💉 YOU'VE BEEN STRUCK BY 💉💉💉 POINTY SYRINGE

Hey now, needle stick injuries are no joke.

And I'm good at making sure I don't miss the mark.

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julianresso · 6 months

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Oh is that how this game works, huh.

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julianresso · 6 months

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What the hell is this.

#Why is there a pager on my dash?

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julianresso · 7 months

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Hey, Julian, is your lab coat always the same one, or do you have multiple matching ones?

What scientist doesn't have proper matching attire?

(I do have a favorite, though. Shh, don't tell the other ones.)

#The moment you think you only need one is when you'll wish you had a spare.#Trust me.

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julianresso · 7 months

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Have some questions to get back to.

Been a bit busy with work, but I'll get to them when I can.

#What can I say. I'm a busy man.#To those who have sent one in: Thank you.

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julianresso · 7 months

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youtube

Good song.

#I'm just a sentimental dog that comes around but don't belong

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julianresso · 7 months

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Ever struggle falling asleep and use your own sedatives on yourself, or is that like totes off limits out of the question?

God, no. A movie suffices just fine, and if I really can't sleep, I'll get up and do something.

Why, need some help?

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julianresso · 7 months

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Could you please rank the sciences for us? What are the sciences best to worst?

God, there's too fucking many to count. Subjective, too.

Personally? Biochemistry at the top; astrophysics at the bottom.

#It's fine I guess just boring as shit #People get petty if you insult their chosen profession even when joking.#My remarks about botany weren't enough to merit That.#In the breakroom no less.#Not that I wasn't making my own coffee already.

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julianresso · 7 months

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Are you superstitious? If so, what are some superstitions you believe?

Oh, I know how this works.

I'm a man of science, why would I be superstitious?

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julianresso · 7 months

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Would you still love me if I was a bee

Anon, I don't know who you are.

No love lost for the little bastards, I can tell you that much.

#Don't see why anything needs more than four legs to begin with.#My hair is not a goddamn flower. Would someone tell these little fuckers to stop acting like it is.

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julianresso · 7 months

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‘Anonymous turned on for the faint of heart’ says man who makes hearts faint on lurpose. sedative joke

You get it.

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julianresso · 7 months

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how do you feel about bees

Not particularly a fan.

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julianresso · 7 months

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Julian hiii!!!!!!!!! I am so happy to see you here!!!! Forgive me for asking, but since valentines just ended in my time zone I’m curious, are you doing anything for it, or did you do anything for it? (or are you living like the ‘what are you doing on valentines’ ‘I’m Working It’s A Wednesday’ meme )

Hey there.

..Nothing of note. It is a Wednesday, and I have been working- wait, there's a meme for that?

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julianresso · 8 months

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Feel free to ask me questions. Is that how this place works?

Anonymous turned on for the faint of heart.

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julianresso · 8 months

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Curiousity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back.

Let's try this again, shall we?

#what are these goddamn subtags for. parenthetical asides?

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