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we should make fun of americans more. why dont their shops include tax in the price tag. like how much does this item cost? its a surprise :)

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In relation to recent news.

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BIGGEST FUMBLE IN MEDICAL HISTORY: cute girl assigned MALE at BIRTH?

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noticing a burgeoning trend of hating on dollgirls. to be clear, if this balloons up, and you participate in it, you are boring as fuck.

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love the phrase 'methinks'. me does think. thinketh me do.

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Homes with this indicator outside of them, imply the possibility of High-Level Loot!

Break in :)

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bwaaa

Bweh

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Jvlia.....

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i keep thinking all the mars rovers are the size of a medium dog but i am wrong every single time

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I have no recollection of where I learned this, but when you've got two herds of cows and need to combine them - like you already had your own cows and then buy another whole herd from a market or something, idk how that works - you can't just put them on the same pasture and let them sort it out by themselves all at once. At first you put them in one by one.

You start with the lead cow of the smaller herd, there's always one cow that's the most dominant one in the group, and you put her in the bigger herd. If she was tough enough to establish herself as the head and commander of the first herd, she'll be tough enough to stand up for herself and establish herself in the new herd. And once she has settled in and found her own place in the new herd, you bring in the first one's best friend. It would be a bit too much of a stretch to call this one the "second in command" of the smaller herd, but cows tend to have buddies and this is the one who's the lead cow's closest friend that she hangs out with.

And since the cow that had first been introduced to the big herd has already established herself and found her own place in their ranks, she's definitely making sure that nobody fucks with her homegirl, that's her bestie and none of the original cows better have a problem with her. And after they have accepted the second cow, you keep introducing them in one by one and then two or three at a time, going down the smaller herd's ranks, until the lowest cows that none of the other ones really like are let in as the last ones.

Anyway I don't have any particular point with this, I'm just explaining this because I have no memory of where I would have heard or read this, or did I just fucking hallucinate it. But it sounded sensible enough and I don't know enough about cows to dispute it, so I've never felt the need to question that.

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SLOPPERS; WHERE ARE THEY NOW?

baby pygmy falcon has grown into a penny!!! watch her wealth multiply!!!!

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Noelle is so obviously dealing with emotional neglect it’s insane

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my three girlfriends. and yes, they pray the rosary

do they pray the rosary?

yes actually

so they’re not just praying but praying on beads?

it’s called a hail mary. not beads. and yes it is a hail mary bead they all do 50 hail marys before we kiss (they are my girlfriends)