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JohnZee breaking my heart 😭💛🖤

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zatanna: im proud to identify as morosexual. im attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively

constantine: i sold my soul to three different demons today

zatanna, already taking off her shirt: john you’re so fucking stupid

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Can we submit smut requests and what are some things that you won't accept?

I’ve thought a lot about this lately, and I just don’t think I can write smut. I’m bad at it! I respect the hell out of anyone who can write good smut.

As far as things I won’t accept, I’d have to go by a case by case basis. Almost anything else is fair game!

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I’d like to start taking writing requests again!

Sons of Anarchy, Mayans, DC Universe, Arrowverse, Stranger Things, Harry Potter, Divergent !!

I need some inspiration to get writing again, and I would appreciate your help and requests—also maybe getting to requests I haven’t been able to get to in the past. Thank you!

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Are you still writing stories?

I’ve been contemplating coming back to write some short stories to fulfill requests anyone has. If you have a request, feel free to let me know and I’ll try my best to get it done!

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Some evening thoughts

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Zantanna: Look at how bloody drunk you are!

Constantine: I’m not fucking drunk.

Zantanna: Can you tell the time?

Constantine: Yes, I can.

Constantine: *turns to clock* I’m not fucking drunk.

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The Batfamily Stays at Home | twitter edition

(again, disclaimer, this post is just a fun AU to cheer y’all up during this time. I’m not trying to make light of the situation or parody anyone. Stay safe and stay home!)

:)

Requests open for Tumblr and ao3 ~

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Imagine if in the DC universe that tiger documentary came out and everyone collectively started teasing Zee about it because she is like the only hero who has a tiger.

“That Bitch Zatanna Zatara���

Dinah: Did you feed john to your pet tiger?

Zee: once or twice but I always bring him back (completely unaware of the context)

Dinah: Oh my god Zatanna killed her ex boyfriend

Zee *deeply regrets this as Dinah sent it to the JLA and JLD grouo chats*

Fans coming up to her show or in her audience being like “bring out the mofuckin T I G E R”

Any time john goes on a bender or winds up missing she is instantly spammed.

Even John teases her r e l e n t l e s s l y

Zee: John! That was totally irresponsible! The demon could’ve escaped!

John (shaking): please don’t feed me to a tiger luv T-T I’m so sorry

Zee: .... -_-

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How Powerful is John Constantine?

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Same anon here, you were never forgotten in my eyes.

That means the absolute world to me, thank you so so much! <3

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I thought you were gone forever.

Not gone, just in the background for now! It’s nice to know I haven’t been forgotten, much appreciated!

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Chas; John would throw himself in front of a moving car for you. Zatanna; John would throw himself in front of a moving car for fun.

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I pray that September, October, November, & December are all months full of growth, blessings, productivity, new doors open & opportunities.

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old punk rock song: 1 2 3 LETS GO igkajk kg fgjdf kjgdkjh kdl kdfhgfkkhfgh swdfkjskghf ??? SHAKFJGHAUFGNHFHNDGH !!!

me: this slaps hard

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