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lol

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"Hey, what do you want for Ch-"

I don't know, as soon as you started the question, I somehow momentarily was struck with such a lack of desire for any material goods that there's now a school of thought in Buddhism who reveres my ADHD riddled brain as a potential speedrun to enlightment.

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maybe if we torture this kid harder our lives will get even more awesome

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San Sebastián by Aurelio Cabrera y Gallardo (1870-1936).

Municipal Museum of Fine Arts of Santa Cruz de Tenerife

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A note to my future self

Some future Christmas i will find this little box of sealing wax and Christmas themed stamps, and i will think to myself

"didn't it look so good? using sealing wax stamps to attach the gift tags instead of tape? didn't the gold glittering wax really pop on the kraft paper wrapping and twine tags? "

I'm here to tell you yes, yes it's very pretty but you need to tag every item as you wrap because you forget what's in each package as soon as it's wrapped, it takes 5mins to heat and melt the wax each time, and then you haven't used the scissors in 10mins so obviously they've shifted to another dimension, on several occasions the wrapping paper has decided to join it, it is 1am and you are not halfway done, tonight was only one half of the family presents

It. Is. Not. Worth. It.

Use tape, seal the cards that have gifts inside them if you must, but DON'T USE IT FOR GIFT TAGS

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can you guys watch my normal dog for a second I have to run to the bathroom

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This servo-skull was made to locate missing socks.

However in a startling oversight from the tech-priests who made it, the skull was incorrectly programmed and could not distinguish between socks that were missing and socks that were definitely not missing and still, in fact, attached to the feet of their owner.

The soldiers of the barracks it was assigned to didn’t seem to mind though, even going so far as to name it “Pinchy" and declare it “indispensable to company morale.”

Pinchy never actually did find any missing socks though.

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“she should be at the club” “but not everybody can handle loud music / likes going out / enjoys drinking / wants to—“ YOURE MISSING THE POINT. “she should be at the club” is not about the literal club!! it’s about the whimsy of youth!! it’s about the things you can get away with, body and mind!! it’s about having fun and ignoring the horrors for as long as you can!! it’s about the fact that you do not deserve to feel this pain and have these responsibilities, you do not deserve to be locked in your room with your sadness, you deserve to enjoy the music and the pretty lights and the ass shaking of life!!! it’s about how i wish joy for you, even if you do not wish it for yourself!!! you should be at the club!!!!

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why do people think victorian orphans were like. the peak of sheltered pure innocence

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some notable catchphrases of 2013:

bitch I might be

do she got the booty ? she doooooooooo ! 

swiggity swag

the D

wen u mom com home and make hte spagehti

“ hello______, im dad “ 

AYYY LMAO

W R I T I N G  I N T E N S E  W O R D S  L I K E  T H I S 

 perfect _____ don’t exis-

And now, the weather

at least 2 potato

we’ve come full circle ! 

life hack :

[ __________ INTENSIFIES]

so many

such doge. much wow. very smile. 

mahogany 

*sweats nervously*

same. 

spooper hot choclety milk

#SHERLOCKLIVES

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shit man tomorrow is christmas eve i swear yesterday was June 2010

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is this a thing?

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they are on a date

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not the bell tolling LMAOOOO 🙈 i wonder for whom 🤔

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Snowy stream, foraging fowl

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Ok