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Alec Lightwood close-up: being tall and lanky

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smokestacks | mara & jude.

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Like birds of a feather, the wayward flocked together. Although, clad in a leather jacket and supported atop the growl of a bike, he would suppose the reason they were drawn to one another (like the claws of a cat to a dangling thread) would be due to similarities neither one would confess; they were outward polar opposites which encompassed hearts as tarred as the other and a mindset most would simply brush off as stubborn - a feeble word considering the longevity of their game. 

As he brought the vibrations of his transport to a halt, supporting his helmet across the tattered seat, he merely ran his scuffed fingertips across excess facial hair and meandered towards the entrance of her humble abode. It was what he expected - picturesque and fitting for what she had earlier stamped with the acclaimed title of a Southern Belle. Mara was far too contradictory to fit into the box; a doe-eyed enigma with thick skin and a bite believed to be venomous. Nonetheless, as curled knuckles drummed an irregular beat, he stuffed his palms into the confinements of fabric and awaited what he would assume would be her grandmother. Although Jude often mingled better with family members rather than his primary focus, he would remain to grasp onto the belief she at least possessed the smallest of soft spots for him. 

“Surprisingly, your ant-sized legs can walk a hell of a lot quicker than I thought they could,” he mused, stretching his lips outwards into an exaggerated grin. 

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text | mara + jude

Mara: You haven't met my grandmother.

Mara: Why do you have to ruin everything? Wolf whistle at me, and trust me, you won't be pleased with how it ends for you.

Jude: i am about to

Jude: ruining everything happens to be my talent

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Text: Jude + Aleah

Aleah: listen if that was possible i would never wear pants again

Aleah: not on the first date thx

Jude: make sure they're wealthy if ur planning on having multiple dates

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text | mara + jude

Mara: I wasn't thinking that. I was thinking that you talk too much and it ends up becoming a regular thing. Can't say I'd be a big fan of you and my grandma being BFF's.

Mara: I'll leave the door open, I'm on my way back myself.

Jude: that's just a common occurrence with me and everyone else's family

Jude: what can i say, i'm a likable guy

Jude: totally gonna wolf whistle if i happen to pass u

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Text: Jude + Aleah

Aleah: nah but i'm srlsy considering it

Aleah: i don't wanna put on pants

Aleah: lmao not my problem tho

Jude: why put on something ur only gonna take off?

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text | mara + jude

Mara: If you think I'm leaving you alone with my grandmother and her friends, you've got another thing coming.

Mara: Fine. You can come over. To read. If that's /really/ why you want to come over.

Jude: what do u rly think would happen with me and a bunch of old people?

Jude: let me grab my bike and i'm all urs

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text | mara + jude

Mara: Why on Earth would you want that? Give me a good reason, and I'll consider it.

Jude: why else would someone want to go to it? to get high off the fumes of hardback novels??

Jude: i happen to enjoy reading

Jude: i wasn't insinuating i was coming to see u

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text | mara + jude

Mara: So, because I won't have sex with you, that means I don't have sex at all?

Mara: Wrong.

Jude: honestly, i really don't give a fuck, i just wanted an invite to this book discussion and that got turned down so

Jude: have a nice night u pain in the ass

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text | mara + jude

Mara: Granted. Insecurity is a turn off it it's drastic to the point I have to assure you every five minutes.

Jude: considering my concern for the cobwebs between ur legs, spitfire. i'm pretty sure anything to u is a turn off

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text | mara + jude

Mara: I told you. Silly you. You should work on that.

Mara: Your confidence in yourself is overwhelming. And I have no idea what it is that's making you think that, but it's not. And for the record, I never said a word about forcing me into anything. Relax. I'm not painting you as a complete dickhead, here.

Mara: Eh.

Jude: it's better than having no confidence at all

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text | mara + jude

Mara: You can fly?

Mara: When has having sex with you ever been discussed? I was talking more in general leaving me alone. You're the one who jumped straight to that.

Mara: Besides, you know that's not going to happen.

Jude: apologies for assuming that when u hypothetically mention hooking up, i assume ur hypothetically talking about hooking up. silly me lol !!!!

Jude: let me just clear one thing up and u can take it or leave it: it's probably going to happen and i'm cool with that, but i'd only be cool with that if u were. i'm not gonna force u into this, mara.

Jude: even tho u and i both know it'd be a great time

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text | mara + jude

Mara: Yet being the key word in that sentence, Baker.

Mara: Look at that, we actually agree on something.

Mara: Like what?

Jude: pigs have started flying

Jude: as if having sex with me is some kind of ultimatum or a chore

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Text: Jude + Aleah

Aleah: u know what it means miscreant

Aleah: i think that's something that the kids call netflix n chill

Aleah: but nah it's just nice to have a snack afterwards

Jude: ur date is netflix and chill??

Jude: fucking hell

Jude: tell them to not spend too much $$$ they might end up bankrupt

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text | mara + jude

Mara: You never know, Jane Austen was into some kinky shit behind closed doors, you might get horny mid-chapter. All those beady eyes on you. Hey, old people could like orgies too.

Mara: You're disgusting.

Mara: But hey, if I hook you up, does this mean you'll leave me alone? 'Cause it might be worth it.

Jude: the oldest i have ever gone is 36 and i plan to not go any further. yet, anyway.

Jude: i know

Jude: don't word it like that

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text | mara + jude

Mara: No penises allowed.

Mara: Not to mention the fact I don't want you in my house, so you can add that to the list of good reasons too.

Jude: i'm not gonna whack my dong out mid-chapter. jane austen doesn't have that effect on me.

Jude: u say this like i'm suddenly gonna try and hump ur grandmother's leg

Jude: unless she looks like u, then anything is possible

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text | mara + jude

Mara: Not happening.

Jude: i need a pretty good reason as to y i'm not allowed to participate otherwise i'm just gonna do it anyway