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me as a 14th century knight: this sucks i'm gonna fms (translator's note: fall on my sword)
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If your husband actually signs the divorce papers you gave him you might just need to start an apocalypse about it…
Divorce Era Jayvik, my beloved, my dearest…
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I love the old timey phrase "you forget yourself". bro that was so impolite like do you even know who you are rn
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had to show you guys. he looks so unbelievably bad. for context he always gets shit crusted in his fur because he doesn’t maintain it so my mom decided to give him a haircut and wanted to even it out
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why do Tinamou eggs look like that. i want to eat them whole
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"Do you want a boyfriend/girlfriend?" no i want a best friend/roommate/soulmate that I can go on silly adventures with and hang out with and have deep intellectual discussions with and we can be life partners without any of the romance stuff
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they won't tell you this in therapy but sometimes the best way to stop catastrophizing/anxiety is to interrupt your spiraling with "girl what the hell are you talking about"
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reading bad reviews of aftg is so funny to me cause these people could not have missed the main plot harder if they tried
#aftg#“neil isnt a likeable character hes selfish and it makes him a bad mc” “the ravens are so funny cause no one would actually do this”#“its just so much trauma that it makes it unrealistic”#and by far the worst was someone implying andrews rape was unrealistic because it happened in a nice suburban house with a nice family#fuck you to whoever wrote that one
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The season ended right here btw nothing happened after this
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A massive grouper (toilet on the left for scale)
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idk who needs to hear this but if you have been putting something off bc it doesn't need to be done until the end of the month. we are almost done with the teens we are approaching the big numbers (the twenties). that date shall dawn upon you swiftly and without mercy before you know it. psa for everyone except me i got plany off time
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