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“this makes me personally uncomfortable”, “this seems in poor taste”, “this is somehow harmful but presumably because you’re misinformed” and “this is actively malicious” are all different things. remember that

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“You’re Asexual, so how could you possibly enjoy watching/reading/engaging with sexual content?!?!”

The same way I’m able to enjoy horror movies without having murdered an entire cabin full of teenagers before, Barbara you pedantic piece of pipe cleaner.

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how come cats look outside and start vibrating their little mouths so much and so quick while sounding like they are printing copies from a fax machine. why do birds do that to them.

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I’d be pretty happy Bc dysphoria go bye and also this man’s can fuckin singgggg

Does this mean I’d be speaking Korean or?

What if you and your icon switched voices for an entire week.

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Um aight

international cut your hair like your icon day how screwed are you 

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Your thoughts ever feel like they’re from a bill wurtz video

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gay rights haha rb patreon insta

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Love you

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I’d buy one

huh??? what)??? huh??

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Fair

every male celebrity stands like this on the red carpet 

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dreamed that kindergarten nap was called sleep class and everybody went to sleep including the teacher. if you were awake it would get a little bit foggy outside and grey and cloudy, and these guys would start approaching the classroom from behind the tree line (forgive my shitty phone drawing)

and they were at least a story tall, some of them were taller, you could see their legs over the trees. they would approach very slowly. this one (the one i drew) had a name for some reason, his name is kick.

before i was totally awake my brain conjured a meme of a bunch of these guys approaching from the treeline and a child watching from the window with the caption “when you the only one awake in sleep class 😂😳😏”

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could i request a rainbow axololotl wearing sunglasses? thank you so much!

day 580

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JSNSNDBD

just spent an hour making guardian angel memes for absolutely no reason

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P diddy?

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Did they ever write to you

you're so sexy. sorry about your constantly being haunted by the intense feeling of sadness

i want you to know this ask has been sitting in my inbox and living in my head rent free ever since you sent it, anon, and i don’t know what to say to it except i love it and i am probably going to pin it on this blog forever. please write to me if you see this

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luigi is the funniest character to ever exist. they keep giving him powers that mario could never have to make him stand out but marios mainstream so its like. hey this luigi he can suck up ghosts with his vacuum, sometimes it has his goo clone inside it. he can also summon a thousand of himself in his dreams. sometimes he does a funny dance that inverts the battlefields colours for a bit. he could probably end the world but just doesnt. he has a drivers license.