49 years old. Sailor, yogi, and recovering alcoholic. 13 years sober. Multiple interests including good writing and design in all its forms. Occasionally NSFW. Always stimulating.
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Colourized ASCII art at NASA using an IBM System/370 in 1981, via. Or… EBCDIC art?
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I just got described as an "ad hating commie" by someone because I said a minute of youtube ads is unpleasant. fully spent 5 minutes arguing and defending youtube ads. insane stuff
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The child stared distantly at the landscape for a while and then said, “I’ve got new socks.”
YES?
“You can look, if you like.” A grubby foot was extended for inspection.
WELL, WELL. FANCY THAT. NEW SOCKS.
“My mum knitted them out of sheep.”
MY WORD.
- Reaper Man, Sir Terry Pratchett
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I love old union songs because it's like this fucking asshole was a scab so we fucking threw him in the river and he broke his spine and when he went to heaven he was scabbing on the angels so they fired him down to heaven and the devil was like you have to work in hell for being a dirty scab
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San Sebastián by Aurelio Cabrera y Gallardo (1870-1936).
Municipal Museum of Fine Arts of Santa Cruz de Tenerife
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Stop buying toys and gear from Am@z0n. Support LITERALLY ANYONE ELSE instead.
This is a repost from my old blog–with updates! Here is a massive list of recommendations of shops across the board. I put an emphasis on queer- or women-owned/focused shops but not all have been vetted or verified. Starred (***) shops are ones I have personally shopped at or my friends recommend. I focused on quality materials and reasonable (but not always cheap) pricing.
You have no excuse to be buying sex toys off of Am@z0n when all of these shops exist. Most Etsy shops offer free shipping on purchases over $35!
GENERAL
Shops that sell a variety of toys, tools, and gear
Stockroom***
The Pleasure Chest***
Good Vibrations
Babeland***
Sugar
Good For Her
Come As You Are
Smitten Kitten
Wet For Her
Early To Bed***
She Bop
Knotty Vibes
New York Toy Collective***
Oxy Shop Shibari
Oh My Butt Plug
SheVibe
STANDARD TOYS
Shops that sell realistic or standard-shaped toys
Tantus Inc.***
GODEMICHE
Uberrime
Portland Toy Company
Seductive Stones TR
Lee Nee Mee Nee
Gem’s Little Pink Box
Dong Deals NY
FANTASY TOYS
Shops that sell fantasy-themed or non-standard toys. Alternatives to B@d Dr@g0n.
Qimera Forge
Twin Tail Creations***
Primal Hardwere***
Fantasy Dangus
Xeno Cat Artifacts
New Folklore Silicone
Strange Bedfellas
Pleasure Forge
Shapely Toys
Sinnovator
Pheonixflame Forge
Northern Fantasy Toys
JoyFlex Toys
Geeky Sex Toys
Lovecrafters Toys
Frisky Labz
Nerd Climax
Bad Wolf PL
Nameless Angel Works
Fantasticocks***
Self Delve
Concocktions
The Crafty Hedonist
Built Up Beasts
Fairy Lust Fantasy
Nawty ToyBox
Wandering Bard Toys***
Senmurv Studios
Deep Fantasies
Wildo’s Dildos
Vaa Char
HC Fantasies
Cultured Fiction Labs
Zlotech
Masterwork Toys
Love Smiths
Neotori Customs and Hoard
Desire Toys
Manufuktory
Top Notch Dongs
LEATHER
Shops that specialize in leather tools and gear
Blue Velvet Leather
Leather or Knot
Decoria Belle
Spill Adornment***
RACK Leather Goods
Harness by Olga Ku
Gestalt Fetishwear
RHEA Leathercrafts***
Xenolux
The Brig Leather Co.
Unicorn Collaborators
Dirty Darlings Leather
Ideologia
Bound Aries Leather
Simply Kink
Leather or Knot
Restrained Grace***
NON-LEATHER
Shops that specialize in leather alternative gear and tools–vegan friendly!
Beastly Bootique
GNAT***
Liquorice And Lace
PlayVegan
Kinky Nerd Toys
LINGERIE
Shops that sell lingerie and other undergarments
Origami Customs***
Gender Bender LLC
Shapeshifters***
GC2B***
TomboyX***
Rebirth Garments***
Carmen Liu Lingerie
JBC Lingerie
PlayOut Apparel
Pyramid Seven
Marco Marco Underwear
Girls Will Be Boys Clothing
RodeoH***
Cantiq
Rogue & Worthy
Create Havoq
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maybe it's because i was raised catholic but churches shouldn't look like furniture stores
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