jpsailor
jpsailor
JP Sailor
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49 years old. Sailor, yogi, and recovering alcoholic. 13 years sober. Multiple interests including good writing and design in all its forms. Occasionally NSFW. Always stimulating.
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jpsailor · 58 minutes ago
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jpsailor · 60 minutes ago
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rip mythbusters you would've loved destroying cybertrucks
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jpsailor · 1 hour ago
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jpsailor · 2 hours ago
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Reductress really taking no prisoners today
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jpsailor · 6 hours ago
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some of my favourite sign fails <3
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jpsailor · 6 hours ago
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This is what it’s like living in Michigan
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jpsailor · 9 hours ago
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Jennifer garner
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jpsailor · 9 hours ago
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I know I’ve featured this scene on the Nazi Punch of the Day, but this version seemed particularly timely given the ongoing attacks on education.
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jpsailor · 24 hours ago
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Guys I found the only good thing on Facebook.
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jpsailor · 5 days ago
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i am so serious when i say dark and quiet are both human rights.
i don't mean like absolute silence. obviously in an ideal community, there would still be sound and noise from people and music and work etc. but it haunts me that when i camp in the forest i can hear the howl of semi trucks on the interstate miles away. and the people who live beside it never know quiet. it haunts me that many people will live their whole lives never seeing the stars in the sky that were fully visible with NO electric light pollution as recently as my great-grandparents' childhoods.
so much of our lives is bright bright unnecessary noise. neon mcdonalds signs 200 feet in the air so we can see it from the road. led lights over billboards. parking lots lit up like sports stadiums at closed office buildings. advertisements playing at gasoline pumps. streets lined with led porch lights and decorative garden lights that genuinely threaten entire species of wildlife. music blaring outside pharmacies to deter homeless people. everything always shining and wailing for no purpose but profit and cruelty.
obviously not everything can be turned off or made quiet and i wouldn't want it to be anyway and there is a lot of nuance and room for "but what about" here, but MANY things HAVE to change because none of us are supposed to live like this and we shouldn't have to!!!
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jpsailor · 5 days ago
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all of yaz's looks ever: 46/?
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jpsailor · 5 days ago
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jpsailor · 5 days ago
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Silly phone, you're not detecting an analog audio accessory, you're detecting soup, from the bowl of soup I dropped you in.
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jpsailor · 5 days ago
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"post without tags?" OH IM FUCKING SORRY #BEES #9/11
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jpsailor · 5 days ago
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jpsailor · 6 days ago
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The rats are gonna outnumber the staff at this point.
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