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I don’t know why I have to explain this. If you want to treat a man like a piece of meat, you have to seduce him in person. For example, lift up your shirt or your skirt. If you want a date, you actually have to respond to his advances. If you get pregnant, you actually have to tell him — otherwise, he will never know.
Also, there are too many internet scammers out there to trust random internet people. I never have, nor will I ever send you any money or trust you in any way.
By the way, nobody really wants prostitutes. You’re better off moving to some tourist trap, if you’re going to live your life like that. I live in a normal neighborhood.
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Why do I even bother staying in the USA? The Libertarians are stalling on nabbing our local Zuckerberg and seizing his bank accounts. I think I’ve proven my identity ad naseum at this point. We still don’t know who the “real” Zuckerberg is though. That movie “the social network” confused the hell out of everyone about his true identity.
We might as well just grab the Zuckerberg who was last seen consorting with the Charlie Daniels Ne’er-do-wells in my neighborhood and arraign him to drain Zuckerberg’s account. I never signed off on deferring to a federal judge, so we can handle this in Texas (civil action number 2:24-cv-00038). Without his bank accounts, I doubt he’ll cause nearly as much trouble anyway.
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Check out this downloadable unplugged set for Mother’s Day. Happy Mother’s Day to all the mothers out there.
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@saltytimemachinefestival Tumblr (or any other social app) won’t let me message anyone, my phone barely works unless it’s somebody from India, and I had to cancel my business emails and PO box, because nothing was reaching me. Not to mention, the stupid government keeps getting in my webserver on the cloud, screwing everything up. That, and every idiot on the planet is trying (and failing) to burglarize me. That’s why I’ve built a custom web server, and I’m encasing it in a reinforced concrete safe.
I’ll have email in a couple months or so, and some sort of messaging soonish. I’m making a web docuseries about the trials and tribulations of engineering a way out of this waking nightmare. Please be patient. Be nice to me next time you see me, or I’ll probably hate you forever. I’m beginning to hate The USA.
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Lawsuits are messy business… It obviously goes much deeper than this, but I thought this would be hilarious. Happy new year to my enemies…
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Marky’s not famous enough yet guys. The guy across the street mowing the lawn didn’t know who he was. Make him more famous.
I just tried to find an image of “Ted” from facebook and was surprised to be unable to find one.
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Have you ever heard of retaliation theory? Nobody will miss you. We’re going to have to get some new friends for Mark Zuckerberg, or there’s going to be trouble. We’re either going to need to gangster his life up or gay it up some more. Make a criminal out of him— maybe the girls will like him better.
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I can still sue Elon Musk, if you get retaliated on… I don’t really care 😂
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Friendly tip, Joe— don’t try to nuke somebody who voted for you.
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