jozeevis
Jozeevis's everyday Rambling
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jozeevis · 6 hours ago
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"love is what makes us human" actually it's 'select all images with boat' but go off I guess
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jozeevis · 7 hours ago
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^what he said
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jozeevis · 9 hours ago
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shart🙏🏻
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jozeevis · 21 hours ago
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jozeevis · 21 hours ago
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yarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr you greedy fucks
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jozeevis · 21 hours ago
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jozeevis · 21 hours ago
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The difference is that a fetish is bound to the floor while a kink is suspended from the ceiling
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jozeevis · 21 hours ago
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You can fight AI in indie publishing by leaving reviews.
Seriously.
Ai-generated garbage is flooding the self-publishing market. It works as a numbers game- put out ENOUGH fake crap and eventually someone’s aunt will buy them the ebook as an unwanted gift, and you’ll have made two dollars. This tactic works at SCALE, which means real independent titles are now a needle amongst a haystack of slop.
If you have read a book this year that has less than 5 reviews, your rating is an algorithmic spotlight on that needle.
A one sentence review helps. Really. A star rating helps if you really can’t think of anything to say, but if you can muster up even “I laughed at the part about the tabby cat” you are doing indie authors a favor like you cannot believe.
(Also if you left a review on one of my books this year I am kissing you so softly on your forehead and I adore you)
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jozeevis · 21 hours ago
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Fuck moon’s taking poison damage
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jozeevis · 21 hours ago
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spend long enough being an OC Guy and you will eventually inevitably become a sincere recreation of the gregory berrycone 4chan bit
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jozeevis · 2 days ago
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jozeevis · 2 days ago
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a wolf is a wild animal that requires enrichment in captivity and should not be kept as a pet
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jozeevis · 2 days ago
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...You're nuts.
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jozeevis · 2 days ago
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Guy freezes his hair and it stands tall.
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jozeevis · 2 days ago
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jozeevis · 2 days ago
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what are you waiting for? someone to grant you permission? the perfect and permanent emotion? a shooting star to magic away every problem you have or ever have had? alright, wait away then. but no one is going to live your life for you while you wait to become someone else
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jozeevis · 2 days ago
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