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Ach im the exact same but a process has occurred

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ISSUE 1208: elle

12 march 2025

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“you’d fumble some girl asking for your star sign by going Um akshually it’s pseudoscience ☝️🤓” she’d fumble me by believing in astrology ngl

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Shh, it's okay tiny little stainless steel nuts, for I shall take good care of you from here on out.

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yes i am eating a subway sandwich for breakfast. yes. ladies calm down haha i can share if youd like

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just had a convo with my friend. she mentioned she doesnt like sake cause its sparkling.

“wait, sake is sparkling? what have i been drinking?” i said. because i also dont like sparkling stuff.

i look at the sake bottle ive been drinking from for fun events for the past year. its vinegar.

i’ve been drinking strawberry flavored vinegar.

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[video by tommcgovern27. original caption: this one’s going out to anyone living in a studio apartment rn]

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my top hobbies are shame and embarrassment but i also occasionally dabble in envy

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Silhouette Mirage (Treasure - PSX - 1998)

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this is supposed to be a child

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oh this is also an old one

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Crab from Disney Friends

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