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God gives his hardest battles to his strongest soldiers and I'm dodging the draft

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trans person: im trans

society: ok

oingo boingo: ¢¥^¢€π√|×`¶¢×€£€=™¥✓©[¢✓€

trans person: omg it's oingo boingo

oingo: boingo

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Why do they even make apps for ADHD. You want me to use my 24/7 handheld immediate distraction device? To manage my 'gets distracted too easily' disorder? Ooooh we developed the perfect tool for managing your anemia. Its hosted in Dracula's castle. 👍

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Hey. Why isn’t the moon landing a national holiday in the US. Isn’t that fucked up? Does anyone else think that’s absurd?

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Good news: if you’re currently laying around and not producing anything, you are a credit to your species.

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I’m being dead serious

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Robin from HIMYM is canonically a golden-pistol-wielding super agent. So yeah she’s gonna kill them with a gun.

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this

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I am filled with uncontrollable envy. What a sick world we live in that you can have infinitely more Archimedean-solid twisty puzzles than me

I now own 2 archimedean solids as twisty puzzles

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He would DEFINITELY say this

one of my favorite images rn

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this sentence came so far out of left field i reflexively closed the tab and had to open it up again to take this screenshot. i mean like yes its true that mushrooms are not plants but ive literally never ever ever ever met or even heard of anyone anywhere at any time who has used this definition of a plant-based diet

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You would fuck the galaxy z fold7

You could fuck the galaxy z fold7

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They should make Disco Elysium parody posts for people who are always trying not to fly into homicidal rages instead of suicidal spirals

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I can vouch personally for the validity of this campaign, as well as GazaVetters (#6 on the list). They urgently, URGENTLY need your donation. 

A reblog -- that's all it really takes. There are campaigns on here with tens of thousands of notes—how do you think they got there? By everyone scrolling past? Complain about morality OCD and compassion burnout all you want. My friend’s family might die tomorrow. Might die right now. In any moment I am not speaking to Ghada, it is possible that she is dead.

So when I ask you to reblog this post, think about the lack of effort it would take to flick your thumb—and realize it could be saving the lives of 14 people, affected by the horrors of war more than you could possibly imagine on your own.

Think about the sound of artillery firing. Even simply guns nearby. There's no "getting used to" that as your constant reality.

Thank you.

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