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Damn

I’ve been getting this weird almost tensing feeling in my back recently on and off and I don’t know from what. Hold on actually let me check something

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Well when i see a twink prince of the dark a bit of red horns,wearing a robe that show of his femhips pretending to be shy to hide an angelically cute and fluffy voice,i swish my hair back,and say "hey goat boy, what fps games are you autistic about"

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It is him... It is... SANS UNDERTALE!1!1!1!11!!

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Humans actually have echolocation,just scream at the top of your lungs and once you are done,you know who in the room hates you!

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*skrunkles them*

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The family guy death pose tho

Awhoops

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💀

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I love going on casual tf2 with lofi blaring on my headphones while rping in character.ai

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man wish i knew how to scroll through the dash board using this blog instead of my deltarune au blog because damn,i want to like but it would be embarrasing,FU-

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Having this as my second blig means i reply using my main account which is my deltarune au and oh FU-

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Tumblr is true free speech

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Thanks for checking me in (or just seeing this post) im still a peice of ✨garbage✨

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Kris and ralsei x reader head cannons in battle

Kris x reader

For this i will have kris not be controlled

Kris would use items to heal you when your health was low even if it meant sacrificing themself in battle

Kris would always tank damage for you even if their defense or health was low

Since kris was the one that bougth armor,weapons etc they priorotize you first

Kris allows you to see whats under their hair

Sometimes after battle kris needed you specifically to heal them *cough cough* make out *cough cough*

Ralsei x reader

Ralsei monitors your hp very closely

If you even get hurt he will cast heal prayer on you,even if he doesnt have enough tension points he will try to cast it

Ralsei would actually hug you mid battle if he cant cast heal prayer on you

When ralsei defends he also wraps you around his scarf too to defend you,this stacks if you defend too

Ralsei cant resist just kissing you after the figth

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Ralsei x reader head cannons,PLAYING VIDEO GAMES!

Ralsei prefers calm co-op games like stardew valley,minecraft (no ender dragon or wither) and animal crossing

Ralsei is not a try hard that you may or may not like,like in stardew valley he doesnt pull if the tricks like animation cancelling

Ralsei rarely plays horror games,he even thinks the octoberfest jumpscare in pizza tower is scary (thats because it is)

Ralsei hides behind you when you want to play horror games

Ralsei also likes puzzle games very much (duh)

If ralsei were to play other co-oo games with you then he would always try to revive you if you are dead (aka that one guy in the lobvy that revives and heals everyone) and would probably be the team player and mvp even without many kills

Ralsei would probably hug you from behind if you played single player games,watching you play makes him calm

If you are a darkner aka cant tag along his adventures then he would probably like to play games with you more

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"in some hot water" a nsfw kris x male!in the game!reader fic

we both know we should both touch grass but here we are

im giving kris a dick for this even if they are gender neutral

kris got in the dark world like normal and somehow you got your vessel back,kris was no longer controlled by you and you were just a simple darkner now

on their adventure they always thougth to themself "he did help me get friends,he helped me have this adventure,even if by controlling me,i wonder how i should repay him,wait i have an idea~"

after they sealed the fountain they got back to castle town,you looked at him

"oh hey kris... sorry about controlling you back then"

they simply replied

"no im not mad... i actually have an idea to repay you,just follow me"

you followed him,you both walked into the bedroom in ralsei's castle,he put lancer back in his room and also roulxs before you both got on bed,they pinned you to the bed

"k-kris,what are you doing?"

they interrupted you by kissing you on the lips causing you to blush

"a-ahh!~"

they took of their pants and then they took off yours revealing your kinda small dick,he gently thrusted into you causing you to moan

"h-harder,q-quicker!"

susie and ralsei was outside and could hear you both pounding,PLAP CLAP PLAP

"this feels good doesnt it Y/N?~"

"y-yeah!"

when they were done filling you up with their white creamy cum he leaned in and kissed you again and you kissed back,your cum was on their stomach

"i love you..."

"i love you too..."

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self aware!yandere!kris x player!vessel!reader headcannons

by player!vessel!reader it means the player aka reader finally getting a vessel in the story

this migth be cringe

at first they kinda hated you since you kinda well... controlled them but after a while they started to like you since your kinda the reason they have friends now

of course since toby and his team works hard for each deltarune chapter it would mean that you would be gone for extended periods of time,making kris crave for you more

when a new chapter releases and you come back to play,kris would cherish their time with you

kris would always despise when you interacted with the other characters like susie,ralsei etc and always tried to disconnect you from them (like how susie got off with ralsei) but with it not being intended in the story sometimes getting yall out of bounds

for some reason kris only liked YOU,the other players never encountered this