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24. ✨, et cetera. side: @themsthefacts
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All five of em?
after touching spicy foods immediately touch your eyes, penis, and vagina
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I have been quoting this tiktok for the past two weeks.
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Ohhh help help! I'm hurt need help...
FUCK BRIAN GET LOST...
Ohhhh I am hurttttt heeelp... 🐦
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girl on club dancefloor has her feet cooled by a friend pouring smirnoff ice over them (2000)
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guy who has ibuprofen: I have ibuprofen if you need it btw
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"Absolutely no one comes to save us but us."
Ismatu Gwendolyn, "you've been traumatized into hating reading (and it makes you easier to oppress)", from Threadings, on Substack [ID'd]
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Brown eyes are so iconic and beautiful
#green but they turn purple-grey in the sun#not every light source#specifically the warm late afternoon sun on a crisp fall day#only when im wearing my knee high boots#the biggest fuckin scarf you've ever seen#and a hat your mom might wear to the beach#OOTD
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The first rule of violent trench warfare is to have fun and be yourself
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So basically have a clue before doing the do
we need to step away from viewing marriage as inherently romantic, or the primary goal of romance. marriage is a legal contract we use to create important ties--financial, medical, next-of-kin, mediating shared property and parental rights. the details vary a lot based on where you are and what paperwork you sign. which is not very romantic! but it does have many real-world effects on our ability to share our lives with our partners.
first and foremost, marriage is a legal right we use to build and protect our families, whatever that family may look like
#seriously have a brain#you're in your phone all the time you still don't know what Google is?#be an adult
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