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“nope”

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[video by tommcgovern27. original caption: this one’s going out to anyone living in a studio apartment rn]

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big day today

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I can’t make pasta any more without mumbling to myself, “wet the drys… then dry the wets…”

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am taking perverse pleasure in reminding people it's 2025. that's a star trek year. silly little science fiction number. except it's happening, and DANG ain't it underwhelming!

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I feel like we don’t talk about the OG text on this meme enough

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Prince: I wish to marry!

Queen: Only if she can pass my test: failing to sleep on a bed with a pea under it!

Prince: Why are you screening for princesses with sensory issues?

Queen: She must be true royalty! Only the most autistic girl in all the land shall marry my son!

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i love london

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Injustice

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ID credit: 9006495833 on 小红书

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people will be like “don’t worry it’s all in your head!” like babe… yes… that’s the problem… how do i get it out of there…

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if i worked in a court id say "i'll see you in court!" to each of my coworkers at the end of each day until they decided to execute me