|| Ford pines ask blog || he/him || In this blog, I, Stanford Pines, will catalogue my discoveries across the world. I've been told the internet enjoys tall tales of terror, cryptids, and adventure. I will also be taking questions.
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Glad you aren't going insane due to the fact we are fiction.
I went to a dimension in which I was a supporting character in a popular children's show once. I'm used to it.
#meta joke accomplished#gravity falls#ford pines#gravity falls ask blog#gravity falls rp#stanford pines#ask blog
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From how I understand it planes of existence are stacked on top of each other creating a infinite stack! However it also goes sideways. The higher the plane of existence the more err control it has. This means the one above us created ours and we created the one below. The ones next to us are dimensions. They exist in our plane of existence unlike the ones above and below us. Entities can surpass these planes and become "gods" of sorts. HOWEVER the mere amount of narrative they would be exposed to would drive any sane being mad! Its very complicated and implicates we are fictional charectors and or stories created by the universe above us. So in short yes and no. Just dont think about it to hard and you'll be good.
Truly inspiring. What an interesting way to put it. I'll note this down for future reference.
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Congrats! Your going on the list of people who have no reacted violently or screamed upon first seeing me!... I have many regrets... BUT THATS OFF TOPIC! Can I help you with anything? As a dimensional traveling cube I know a great deal of things!
A dimension traveler, you say? Interesting. I did that once and it really sucked, how's it been for you?
I do actually have a question: since the multiverse exists, is there a universe in which is doesn't? How does that work?
#multiverse paradox#gravity falls#ford pines#gravity falls ask blog#gravity falls rp#stanford pines#ask blog
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Im going to spin in the air for 30 minutes unless im interrupted.
Fascinating. Please go ahead, I'd join you if I could levitate
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holy fujcmnig crap I just got back from spencers I was trapped in there for Months nobody told me there was a PORTAL back there THERE WAS A PORTAL BACK THERE
Guess who's back back back
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is this blog still a thing?
//yes it is! I'm slow to reply but I'll get there eventually. I'm not really fixating on gravity falls rn like I was when I made the blog so it's taking some time to do stuff with it but.
Yes I am still active here
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life advice for a fellow weirdo (affectionate)?
Never let other people bring you down for whatever defines you as weird. Whether it be niche interests or an extra finger like me, don't let people use it against you. Own it, and walk with confidence.
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Going as anyone or anything for Halloween? If not, what would you go as if you could go as anything?
It's been a month I'm so sorry. But yes, I was a vampire for Halloween. I was a Dracula-type, as an excuse to wear the fancy amulet I've had since college
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(Could you please enable Custom Theme in the blog’s settings so it can have its own page instead of only being in that mobile dash view thing? The mobile dash view thing doesn’t have a proper url.)
//I don't see this setting anywhere. Can u clarify?
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(are crossovers allowed-)
//Hi!! Yes crossovers r allowed. This blog is very canon divergent anyway so. This blog is a lawless wasteland bb anything goes out here
#//i saw the post where someone sent u an ask and it was a screenshot of my blog#//it threw me for a loop bc wow people perceive me ???? People talk about my shitpost rp blog?????#gravity falls#ford pines#gravity falls rp#stanford pines#ask blog#ford answers
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Hello
Hello!
#//your monthly fordposting#gravity falls#ford pines#gravity falls rp#stanford pines#ask blog#ford answers
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Let us know your favorite when you're all done! I predict Nausicaa!
Ahh you were right, Nausicaa definitely. But it's very hard to pick a favorite when each story is very good in their own ways.
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((2/?? To my previous ask/idk whatever you wanna call it- also sorry abt the long ask, I just needed to get some energy out.))
//after a while, they eventually shot up, looking around, they panicked for a bit but eventually remembered what happened.//
"Where...? Where am I? God, I just need some answers, what universe is this?"
//they adjusted their mask, it had a green star on the front, and it was slightly cracked.//
//they seem confused to what's going on, clearly not having much memory after the quite literally fell face first onto the ground.//
Ford knelt at the stranger's side, confused, but willing to help. The mention of universes seemed to kick him into action. "Dimension 46 apostrophe backslash," he explained, "You're in dimension 46 apostrophe backslash."
It had been quite some time since he'd ran into another dimensional traveler, he'd almost forgotten the customs. Telling people what dimension they're in is common curtesy.
Placing a six-fingered hand on the stranger's shoulder, he instructed them to breathe. "I can't help you if you're panicking, I need you to calm down and tell me what happened."
#//sorry this took forever i almost forgot it was in my inbox#//also sorry its so short. i think partislly why this took so long is im awful at writing a response to ppl#gravity falls#ford pines#gravity falls ask blog#gravity falls rp#ask blog#ford pines ask blog#ford answers
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Any new discoveries? Trinkets? Demons trying to steal your bones?
I found a silver circlet in a small box the other day, hidden in a hollow tree. Probably left by some witch of the woods
#gravity falls#ford pines#gravity falls ask blog#gravity falls rp#stanford pines#ford pines ask blog#ask blog#stanford pines ask blog#ford answers
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Pines family movie night: oops, all ghibli
I've never seen a ghibli film, neither has Stanley, so the twins are educating us. Netflix is a magical thing.
#//i havent posted in months !! i keep getting notes and i keep saying ill post then dont. So. Here we are#//i am actually having a ghibli movie night if anyone wants to teleparty that shit#gravity falls#ford pines#gravity falls ask blog#gravity falls rp#stanford pines#ford pines ask blog#ask blog#stanford pines ask blog
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EVERY SECOND YOUR NOT RUNNING IM ONLY GETTING CLOSER
-The IRS
@ask-mister-mystery I think your mail wound up in my mailbox
#Its not like i pay taxes either but thats bc of legitimate reasons#Namely that stanley is still in charge of paying my taxes#Which he doesn't do#Ever#gravity falls#ford pines#gravity falls ask blog#gravity falls rp#ford answers
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You’ve seen lots of weird stuff, yeah? Ever heard of beings called Wolfwalkers? They’re people who are humans while they’re awake, but when they fall asleep, their souls leave their bodies to roam as wolves. I think they’re awesome and I kind of wish I could be one, but I have a deep adoration for wolves, werewolves, and anything adjacent.
I have heard of wolfwalkers. You can find a lot of werewolf-adjacent creatures when researching werewolves. I have never met a wolfwalker, but I'm sure it would be very interesting.
#//yall seen the osp werewolves video? Highly recommend#gravity falls#ford pines#gravity falls ask blog#gravity falls rp#ford answers
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