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Can they flirt, aftg edition

Andrew: can but hates it. Makes him feel desperate. Also the man of his dreams registered none of it and literally only responded to Andrew being a weirdo so clearly it's all a scam.

Dan: yes, but can't see it as more than an act for when you want to get into someone's pants. Makes life hell for Matt before they start dating. Makes life *very fun* once they do.

Allison: absolutely. Does not respect any man who falls for it.

Matt: learned from watching guys try to flirt with his mom and her boxing friends, so his tactics are somewhat...demographically skewed. Eats shit when trying to romance Dan.

Aaron: Contrary to what second-hand accounts may tell us, this man is oozing charisma. Med student jock who goes to therapy, it's the whole package. If he were nine inches taller he would be the main character.

Nicky: bagged a man with high school-level grasp of his language. Raised two teens on a bartender salary. The results speak for themselves.

Kevin: nope. This man is fake as hell, star factor is doing alllllll the heavy lifting here. Unless you're as obsessed with exy as he is, in which case you're liable to confuse his attention *on* you with attention *to* you. Many have fallen victim to this effect. There is no support group.

Seth: chernobyl-level "you could fix me" aura

Renee: you're not sure if she's flirting or just being nice. Your friends are no help. Her friends seem to have a monetary incentive in the answer and can't be trusted. Your best shot might literally be praying for mercy.

Neil: ITS A TRAP HE'S STEALING YOUR WALLET

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exy fans + social media (the skiing accident pt1)

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Aaron Minyard is trying his darnest to live out his cheesy romance movie dreams, but his brother won't stop collecting mafia rejects like they're Pokémon cards

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Do y’all ever think about the significance of Andrew getting to sit there and watch as Neil desperately reached to sign the forms to change his name??? He promised “Neil” a life, and told “Neil” to stay, and he got to watch as he threw away everything he ever was to hold on to that promise with absolutely no hesitation. I’d go crazy too.

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"honesty suited Andrew because he was an instigator at heart and his opinion was often unpopular"

Andrew Minyard is a guy allergic to lying, cause he knows that the truth hurts more.

which is why its more funny that Neil thought Andrew was kidding when he said that he is afraid of heights. Andrew knew that telling the truth would be a better reaction than lying. so, he told the truth, and he'll keep doing that.

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“He needed to know what Nathaniel was saying in this historic moment.”

Meanwhile Neil

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Aaron doesn't end up on the news anymore in adulthood. He's a doctor and he's not the twin playing Pro Exy. He's very much minding his own business.

A paparazzi corners him and asks a very disrespectful question about Andrew. Aaron is now on the news regarding the very viral video of him cursing out a pap at length. "The Lengths This Minyard Goes To For His Brother" is a popular article - it references the murder trial and makes a case about the pap getting off easy. Fox GC is having a field day.

Andrew dials his line just to call him an idiot.

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Most people when they find out about Andreil are quick to judge Neil's taste in men, but Jean, Aaron, and a few special agents in the FBI know the truth. It's really Andrew Minyards taste who people should be side eyeing.

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One of my fav canon facts is that Neil was running on 1h of sleep when he did Kathy's interview. Yeah I wouldn't have any impulse control either in that situation buddy

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The Foxhole Court SPOILER WARNING

Just a reminder that the Kathy Ferdinand tv appearance happened the night after a game and Neil was vibing on 1 hour of sleep. Like of course he finally gave up pretending to be chill.

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We never rly get an acknowledgement of it in canon because we experience the story from neil's perspective but i keep thinking about how fucking scrawny Neil must have been when he first got to palmetto. How much of neil's rapid improvement was probably related to him receiving proper nutrition for the first time in like a decade or maybe even ever if nathan was shitty that way.

And andrew watching that boney twitchy dude he already wanted to blow start filling out and start looking something closer to healthy and when that ridiculous junkie starts glowing when they win games...

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Actor AU and Andrew is just Rosa Diaz on screen and off screen he’s Stephanie Beatriz

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I want "Neil died in Baltimore" Andrew and "The Moriyamas killed Andrew as a warning" Neil to meet

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I want "Neil died in Baltimore" Andrew and "The Moriyamas killed Andrew as a warning" Neil to meet

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I want "Neil died in Baltimore" Andrew and "The Moriyamas killed Andrew as a warning" Neil to meet

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“Say ‘yes, Jeremy’.”

He had the distinct impression Jean wanted to roll his eyes. “Yes, Jeremy.”

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Hey Orpheus you’re probably the most famous aftg blog I know, would you mind making a poll about the age range of aftg fans because I’m insecure that all of you are younger than me 😭 could you maybe do 16 and under then 17-19, 20-23, 23-30, 30-40, 40+ ??? Thanks if you do in advance but I totally get it if not!!

first of all WILD to me that im considered a famous aftg blog.... i am just hanging out in my little corner talking about aaron minyard

anyway, sure why not