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being sick & miserable objectively sucks, but it has become significantly easier to cope with since learning that “sickness behavior” is a well documented part of the body’s immune response

feeling not only physically but also emotionally like fucking garbage is unfortunately an extremely effective way to force your body to prioritize fighting infection & keeping you alive. i don’t have to like it, but knowing why i get weepy & pathetic when sick does help at least a little
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The "Type 5318008 and turn it upside down" exploit found on all calculators has been patched, no longer works
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Hi. Hello. I am open for comissions. It is pay what you can/want.
The funds will be used to pay for all the documentation I will need for immigration (mostly expenses of getting my documments from my home country) and to pay off the car I had to get due to one I drove for over ten years completley giving up ghost.
More info on these.
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“protect children” <- reactionary drivel basically every time
“be kind to children” <-radical thinking that causes way more arguments than you would ever imagine
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Deadbeat fathers don’t deserve roadkill deer
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"I love you but you're doing wrong in a way I cannot condone" and "I hate you but you're being wronged in a way I cannot stomach" are top tier and I need more of them.
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hi. Everything had been going well but now im in a jam. so I'm like really kinda screwed w my car insurance and storage. It's been a rough month and w the mobile advertising job being no more I've had to try to find work elsewhere which is hard bc of the kids and I'm worried I'll fall behind too much. I've gotten some cleaning gigs here and there but that's all. Come September the mobile ad job will be back up and running but right now I'm just at a loss.
I owe 132 for car insurance
I also owe 189 for storage
I need some help if anyone can give it. Thank you so much!
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don't ever look up what your childhood friends are up to now!!!!!!!!!! like girl you're a nuclear safety engineer. i put on matching socks today. we played tag a thousand years ago.
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“characters in fic are too good at identifying scents” is officially an “his eyes did not literally darken” level of complaint to me now like it’s about the drama it’s about the romance it’s about atmosphere it’s about taking you to a heightened version of reality!!! please suspend your disbelief at least enough for vibes-based sensory descriptions it will be So Worth It i promise
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*guy with an undiagnosed disability voice:* haha it’s kinda crazy how everyone just deals with the constant unending pain but we just thug it out like usual 💯💯💯
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the only reliable, effective way of "protecting children" is education. but people don't want to hear that because they don't actually care about protecting children, they care about protecting a mythologised ideal of innocence
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may be a hot take but i think the fact minors can access 18+ content by just clicking a button that says 'yes im totally over 18 trust me' is like. totally fine tbh. its a non-issue. i dont care if curious teenagers are looking at porn. they've been doing that for as long as porn has existed. id rather teens explore their sexuality through images on the internet than rush into real life experiences when they're not ready for it yknow. the UK is trying to put stricter age verification in place (which in turn is becoming an online privacy nightmare) and like. for what. who is it helping. why is this a problem.
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