josheatsworld

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Got any requests?

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You are out of your mind, it's good as hell. You've never had duck? Don't you white people love the shit out of that turducken stuff? I'll take him, he's my brother from another mother, we're bros, and then we can be double bros. It's a good trade.

That still sounds absolutely disgusting, to be honest. Just the name makes it sound ridiculous. If you take Wills, I will happily take Aya because at least she knows how to shower more than once a week and doesn’t constantly smell like feet. Even if she is the human embodiment of a garbage disposal.

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#s-bastianking#ur tags said something#all i remember is cute and can't type bcs emotions#and annie#do ppl ask if ur ok a lot

SOS I CANT STOP LAUGHING

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With my awesome rapping skills?

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People never fail to amaze me.

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It's roast duck, and then you make a sauce and green onions and shit. It's like Chinese, good as hell, especially when I make it, but not when Aya thinks it's for her. C'mon, send him to live with me, he's a cool dude. Aya will just eat all your food.

I don’t even know what the hell a peking duck is, dude. But I already have one sister, I don’t need another one.

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I'll trade you a little sister who thinks it's funny to put her grubby little hands all over my peking duck.

Little brothers are so fuckin’ annoying, holy shit. Why can’t there be a two child per family limit?

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That explains so much.

Did you know that if you whip your head back and forth you lose 24 brain cells per whip?

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Yale.

We're randomly shouting colleges, right?

So. Harvard.

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A little too ironic. Don't you think?

Oh, hahahahaha, that is ironic!

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S'been like eight times at least. Still nothing.

Twice. At the most.

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Can I get in trouble for vandalism? I won't do well in jail. It is nothing like Orange is the New Black.

Do it. They’d probably end up thinking it was a new basketball slogan or something. 

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You calling me stupid?

I always worry 'bout you, cause you're my bro, you're my boy blue, you feel? 

Aren’t you included in the stupid though?

Just general shit, don’t worry ‘bout it. But I will never understand why you use that word. And there is not a damn thing up.

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The difference is I've known you and your brothers all your life. Your moms loves me, your brother and I are bros, your other brother and I...well he's cool, I'm family, my friend, you can't escape me.

I think I get enough of it as is. It doesn’t differentiate you as a surrogate older brother— it just makes you another kid at school.

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I know, that's why I do it instead.

Surrogate older brother? Raj never teases me. 

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Cause you know, goldfish have bad memories?

What do you mean?

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Stupid, they're all stupid.

Why been better? I'm gucci you know, sup with you?

Because they’re too high or hugging too many people to care? I can’t tell.

She’s been better. How’s the wonderful life of Jayjay Sarano?

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Because you like to talk shit about brotherhood and how you could have totally been in the black panthers, it's my duty to remind you that you're white as fuck. 

Why you gotta mention the color of my ass? Uncalled for. Always a race issue with you man, come on. People are people. We all have white skeletons, okay. Super white. Bones. Marrow.