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Hey, I don't know if you use this Tumblr anymore, but I have an incredibly odd question. I'm looking for a very particular EP from a band that use to be called PK (though now they're called Night Riots). I saw the Slow is the Ascent file on your Tumblr and wanted to ask if you'd be cool with sharing the Casting Shadows EP.

Hello! I do have the EP around here somewhere but I have to find it. If you want to send me your email or DM me on giraffanie (twitter) I’m happy to send it on over. I just never use tumblr anymore 😬

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Are you alright?

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WHO FUCKING SQUEEZES THEIR OWN THIGH?!?! MISHA I TELL YOU MISHA

oh ho ho my dear… My darling dear.

Check this shit out.

The gentle caress

The pornographic finger

then we’ve got that squeeze.

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honestly supernatural outliving tumblr is the biggest plot twist of this decade

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Results so far

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Sometimes, very rarely, impossible things just happen and we call them miracles.

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So ,I’m a music teacher and every year we have what are called “walk through observations”. Basically, this means that 4 times a year the principal or vice principal comes into my class to assess my teaching. Fine. Sure. No problem. Well, today I was doing an activity with my 1st graders called “Musical Groceries”. Basically, they make up a fake shopping list and then together we figure out what the rhythm of the words on the list is. To do that, a small group of students plays the beat on the conga drum while the rest of the students move around the room while chanting the word. It sounds weird but it’s a great way for the kids to figure out the relationship between syllables and rhythm. They quickly get bored of walking the rhythm so I let them come up with their own ways of moving around the room.( skipping, hopping, etc) One student suggested they hop around the room like frogs, way down low to the ground. Okay fine. Or it was fine until my vice principal walked in to do my observation only to find 20 seven year olds hopping around the room like a hoard of little hob-goblins, rhythmically chanting “BREAD! BREAD! BREAD!” while five other kids played ominous beats in a drum circle. I have never seen anyone look so confused in my life and I really don’t want to know the rating I got on my observation.

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river/twelve + married life (requested by anon)

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Misha practicing acroyoga 

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*family business t-shirts though*

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Pro-Tip

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The Doctor and their wife.

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I read an article about how Millennials don’t carry cash on them and got annoyed and literally yesterday I was out with a group of friends and NONE of us had cash

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An Intro To Indian Dishes, by BuzzFeed India

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