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kabus ... the second two are from older sketches and i polished them for my rp twt.

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woke up today and realized that tumblr entirely killed fuck ya life bing bong so here ya go again

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netflix subtitles are great for when you want to read a caption with like 50% resemblance to what's being spoken

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funniest shit is going down on discord rn

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People are like “it’s so beautiful no clouds at all” it could use a little clouds if I had to be honest.

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eat an entire can of sweetened condensed milk. you deserve it.

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The reading comprehension and overall common sense on this website is piss poor.

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they know.

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seeing men on their knees awakens something so primal within me. Like it’s borderline pathological

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you have to grom it "but im scared" then grom it scared

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you know when you wanna listen to music but you keep skipping every song on your playlist because none of them are the vibe you’re looking for but you can’t explain what you’re looking for you just can’t find it and nothing hits right that’s how life feels rn

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Hired a moving company and they sent four strong, strapping, beautiful lads to my house to disassemble my furniture and move all my things. I loved them. I got them pizza. They told me moving company gossip. I missed them one minute after they left. My moving lads. Come back to me. You're so strong and so well trained in safe lifting

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They also dear to me

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Don't open a PM with a stranger with "hello".

1. You sound like a bot

2. You don't give anything to respond to

Try to say something nice and ask questions that the other person can respond to.

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