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reblog and make a wish! this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)

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Whether you hate the new Spongebob episodes or not, I think everyone can agree that the show will never top this moment.

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~follow for more soft penguinese~ 

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Decided to watch Pingu with subtitles on Netflix. More entertaining than I expected

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the best of both worlds

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peach & strawberry jello shots (they taste like candy!)- makes ~25 medium jello shots, or ~35 small

* prep: ~20 minutes // ready in: 6-8 hours *

materials needed:

* large bowl

* pot

* [2] measuring cups

* spoon

* ~25 medium or ~35 small disposable shot glasses

* cookie sheet

* cooking spray

ingredients:

* [2] 85g packets of strawberry jell-o (NOT “no sugar added”)

* 2/3 cup of regular vodka (pre-chilled in fridge)

* 2/3 cup of peach schnapps (pre-chilled in fridge)

* 2/3 cup of cold water

* 1 cup of boiling water

directions:

* take out your cookie sheet and place the shot glasses on it. this will make it easier to get in and out of the fridge. once the shot glasses are lined up, quickly spray them with cooking spray (the jell-o will slide out easier afterwards).

* in your first measuring cup, mix vodka and peach schnapps. using cold water (tap is fine), add until it reaches the 2 cup line. place measuring cup in fridge to chill.

* using your second measuring cup, measure just over 1 cup of water and put it in a pot on high to boil. this would be a good time to make sure your jell-o is out of the box and ready to be mixed.

* once the water is boiling, re-measure to make sure you have a full cup. pour the boiling water into a bowl and mix with both jell-o packs, stirring constantly.

* once the powder has all dissolved, take your chilled water/alcohol mixture from the fridge and mix it in with the jell-o, once again stirring constantly.

* now, use a measuring spoon or similar object to scoop out the jell-o mixture into the shot glasses. i find about 2/3 full is usually good (you want to have lots!)

* now that they’ve all been poured in and the mixture is gone, put the cookie sheet in the fridge either over night, or for at least 4-6 hours. anything less and it won’t be firm enough!

* once they’re firm, serve them to friends and enjoy!! *

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pingu and m8s get rekt af on dank shit

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person: are you gay? me: no person: so you’re straight me: nope person: then what are you??? me: ten percent luck, twenty percent skill, fifteen percent concentrated power of will, five percent pleasure, fifty percent concentrated pain, and a hundred percent reason to remember the name

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Graweedy Falls

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This is the year, guys. No more feels. We're all getting gfs in 2015

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I DON’T CARE HOW MANY TIMES I’VE REBLOGGED THIS IT WILL NEVER END

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what the fuck is going on here why are they looking so pissed at eachother chill and smoke yo blunts

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Well hello little friend