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My car is getting serviced and this auto shop has a shop dog and he's ridiculous. Look at this guy. This is a grown ass man.
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reached the final phase of insanity regarding my fast food job (started viewing all my job observations through the lens of RPG Squidward)
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when it’s really bad again and it’s still way better than it used to be but it’s still really bad. and you do all the right stuff and you try and try and it still really hurts but it’s working but it still hurts and you go see the beautiful majesty of nature and your soul is so close to being at peace but your mind is still in pain. and it’s better but it’s still bad. and the sun is setting.
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Some of you guys have never burned a CD and it shows
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i always click the "track package" button as soon as i get the email. "oh boy i wonder where my package is!" warehouse.
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Violence is always the answer when your opponent has no conscience.
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I know this is going to make me sound pretensions but I have to get it off my chest. I feel an unimaginable rage when someone posts a photo and is like "this picture looks like a renaissance painting lol" when the photo clearly has the lighting, colors and composition of a baroque or romantic painting. There are differences in these styles and those differences are important and labeling every "classical" looking painting as renaissance is annoying and upsetting to me. And anytime I come across one of those posts I have to put down my phone and go take a walk because they make me so mad
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god bless our troops [the ppl at ublock origin who keep updating the filters to keep working on youtube]
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