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candy before beer youre in the clear. beer before candy hurricane sandy
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when the spring evening sunlight hits and you can be productive at six in the evening instead of dissolving into goo. fine. i guess the sunlight is powerful or whatever.
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[ID: 3 green leaves with text stamped on them. They say "It's so hot and the sky's so blue", "I want people to know me", "but it's so hard to tell them". ]
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I sent my inner child to work at a steel cable plant to make some extra cash and it got mangled in an industrial accident and died in the hospital so I really don't have to protect it or whatever anymore. good luck with your self care stuff though
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one must imagine sisyphus a little aroused by pushing the boulder
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jerking off to a particularly good block of clay thinking about all the things it could become
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the sacrificial thrall i shaped from blood and clay is actually chill AF to smoke with so ive moved that ritual to the backburner for the time being
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hey, I was just at "things got better" island and everyone there is talking about how excited they are to meet you
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they call themselves cinephiles but they aren't even fucking the movies
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if tumblr shuts down you can find me bleeding out in a ditch
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Be honest, are you a bad person in any kind of way? I've been finding out about gross stuff that a bunch of blogs I really liked did and I feel icky :(
yeah in most ways. Good luck out there
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