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clonefucking isnt incest i think yall are just scared of finding out youre bad in bed

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blocked because your interpretation of that character doesn’t match the way they act in my bedtime narrative i imagine when i’m falling asleep every night

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that experience when there's a show/movie/singer/band that you feel is pretty average, decent but not mind-blowing, but tons of people are getting hyped up about it and being weirdly hostile to anyone who doesn't like it, and you're just sitting there like "it's not THAT great" and getting flack for it, and then the backlash against it starts and everyone's dunking on it and mocking people for being fans of it and you're sitting there going "it's not THAT bad" and getting flack for that, great experience 10/10

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i didnt bust my ass for FIFTEEN YEARS getting a doctorate to be called PROFESSOR

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HELPFUL TOOLTIP: watch out! You were about to put a RED SHIRT on while wearing a GREEN BRA! you would have been SECRET CHRISTMAS!

me: oh man!! Ill go change thanks

JOLLY SANTAPEDE THAT MATERIALIZED ON MY CEILING: dematerializes

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Sunset and Super Moon at Arcadia Lake. Jef Bourgeau

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reckless winter // toronto, canada // 2007 // ©

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Just wandering over

a city with no place

that i belong to

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fly home goose

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I've been getting a bunch more snow in my area this year than i did this time last year *visualizes a geoguesser guy who works exclusively from weather reports doxing me* or have I...

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I offer you another alt Alucard while i continue experimenting with different artstyles <3

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2006

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yeah harperwong

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12/19 some one-person-carry methods to transport a casualty

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