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i would've found the northwest passage i simply think all those explorers didn't try hard enough

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what america needs right now is an even older candidate, and though i have forgotten my name and age i am excited to throw my twisted, spirally hat into the ring

vote Evil Wizard / Whispering Obelisk 2024!

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I feel sick watching the US election and I’m European, I can’t imagine how horrifying it is to live in the USA right now.

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This is the best idea in the history of film.

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I’ve been waiting for this one…

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if i was orpheus i just wouldn't have turned around lol

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I love it when illustrated knights have those long shoes. It would feel wrong otherwise

taking you with me

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Joakim Skovgaard - The Southwest Corner of the Parthenon (1884)

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Clarence Hudson White, The Watcher, 1905.

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imagining a dinosaur scratching itself with a hind leg like a bird

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I love it when people use "shrimp" to mean "beyond the human range". like "shrimp colors" but applied to other things. "shrimp emotions" "shrimp sounds" "shrimp morality", as if shrimp are living some kind of transcendent existence that humans can never comprehend

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Magic shall be written upon the sky by the rain but they shall not be able to read it.

I wanted to have all ten of these illustrations as a photoset, and now that I’ve drawn the Raven King (after literally months of forgetting to do so!) I finally can.

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Oh damn guys my brain is making thoughts

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low opacity elrond

shout out to @/curioscurio for wonderful art:

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wizardlizardinhislair is right, Tiny Tim is played by Kermit’s nephew

I’ll never understand why anthropomorphic animal cartoons like Robin Hood and Zootopia will go to the trouble of creating character designs that are meant to be understood as “attractive” or even “sexy” to the human audience but explicitly avoid showing interspecies romances between anthropomorphic animals. Why is THAT weird but, like, trying to make rabbits recognizably sexy-coded to humans isn’t?

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just saw someone say they were "hyperfixated" on cooking with seasonal squash i love that nothing means anything