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[jonas-joex]

@joejonas: 3 days until #CupOfJoe on Quibi. Coffee stans...assemble. ☕☕

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Yo, I got two words for you. Interior decorator. My apartment would look like shit if I hadn’t hired someone to deck it out. I legit have no idea how to do any of that stuff. I can give you the digits of the woman, who sorted my place out if you want? Hey Alycia, nice to meet you. I’ve been hearing so much about Tiger King but I can’t bring myself to watch. I’m just nervous they’re gonna be nasty to the animals and I can’t do that. I’m too much of a softy, hah. 

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text ⇉ joe bro

dua: hey, mate!

dua: getting back to you a little late, which sorry about that. i would love to have a writing session with you though, because i am in the mood to write.

dua: when are you free?

joe: hello, hey, hi.

joe: Nah, don't worry about it. We can definitely get some writing done. Where in the world are you right now? I'm home in NYC but we can definitely figure something out.

joe: Pretty much whenever, I'm having a little break after tour. Recharging my batteries and stuff. You're probably busier than I am right now so whenever you're free, lemme know?

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It’s half the taste and half the childhood nostalgia. My mom deffo puts some special spices there too but she refuses to share the recipe. Italy is just gorgeous, the sighs and the food and the atmosphere...all of it is top notch. I hope you made yourself something good to eat! Nothing worse than going to bed with a craving. The pleasure is definitely mine, Barbara.

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I’m definitely more of an Amazon dude. Same-day delivery, no waiting around. I’m not the most patient of people, I don’t think I could manage to wait around for bidding to close. You have no idea how many buttons there are in that thing. When I got it, I was fiddling around with it and suddenly, I got steaming hot water on my hands. That thing is a safety hazard, I’m telling you. I’ll give it away for the first person brave enough to take it outta my hands. Yep, you gotta throw a welcome party for that cool miniature rocking chair. That’d party be hella dope.

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@demidcvonne

Joe Jonas surprising Demi Lovato on stage and singing Gotta Find You/This Is Me.

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Hmmm, there’s gotta be some truth there. I went blonde during DNCE and I think I didn’t do too bad with that group. But hey, congrats on the new albums. It’s full of bangers, Physical is such a catchy song. I’ve been blaring it at full volume a the gym lately. Long Easter weekend practically demands nothing but sweatpants and/or pyjamas. So to answer your question, there’s no such thing as too many pajama days. 

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I don’t think I’ve ever bought anything from Ebay but trust me, I’ve made plenty of bad shopping decisions on Amazon. Like, I ordered this expensive coffee maker and I never learned how to use it. Now, it sits in a box in storage. What a failure. I hope you didn’t spend a fortune on that miniature, lmao. Did you find a nice place for that mini rocking chair at your house? You gotta show it off to people, you get an immediate conversation starter with that one!

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My mom’s lasagna. Fo sure. She’s got a magical touch with that one, I’ve never tasted a better lasagna in my life. Anything with pasta works too. My Italian roots are definitely showing. I’m not a good cook but I know how to make a killer carbonara and that’s basically a staple of my diet. Steak, potatoes and gravy, that’s not a bad choice at all. Can’t go wrong with a huge chunk of well-prepared meat. Hi Barbara, I’m Joe. Nice to meet ya too.

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📲Bruno

brunz: I am! you gotta pull through to a show whenever you're free! absolutely, how good are you at black jack?

joe: I always lose my shirt in blackjack but craps and roulette are my shit. Just a simple good old-fashioned way to lose my shirt in Vegas.

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𝐢𝐦𝐞𝐬𝐬𝐚𝐠𝐞 ⇢ 𝐣𝐨𝐞.

Demi: I never said you had to choose. I was upset because to me it felt like you already did. We weren't even talking when I saw that you were hanging out with him and I guess I was a little thrown off and it did hurt me. I'm sorry for the way I reacted. I know I could've handled it better. Don't do that... You can't even compare the relationship I had with Wilmer to the couple months we dated when we were young. That's so completely different on so many levels. And even if Nick had picked your side back then, he's your brother and that's what he's supposed to do.

Demi: I can respect that you did what you needed to do for your own mental. But you could have at least told me that instead of just cutting me out without warning. I wasn't in a good place, Joe. I don't even know how to explain it for you to fully understand how completely miserable I was for such a long time. I was literally called selfish because getting help meant that it would interfere with other people's jobs which apparently was more important than my well being. I did try to talk and nobody was listening. The same people that swore they cared, when it comes down to it they only really "cared" when they could benefit from me in some way.

Demi: Probably because you act like a fuckboi without feelings. I know that's not truly who you are but you really give that vibe sometimes. Despite whatever you may think, I really did love you like family and I do still care. You are someone that is so important to me. Even if we're not in each others lives I'm always gonna care. You were a part of my life for so long. I can't just turn that off.

Demi: I'm sorry that I let you and everybody else down. I'm so sorry that I put you through that again. I promise you there is nothing you can say to me than I haven't already said to myself. The fact is slipping back into old habits is always a possibility. I can't promise it's never going to happen again. I wish I could but that's just not how it works. I'm doing the best that I can and sometimes it's really fucking hard but I think I deserve some damn credit for getting back up again and putting the pieces back together by my damn self. I own up to my actions, all of it. The bad shit as well as the positive things. Just 'cause I fucked up and had a set back doesn't erase the good parts.

Demi: Of course I would love it we could get past this and eventually be somewhat normal. I miss that. But I know I can't make you do something you're not ready for. Or that you don't want to do. I'm not always easy and I get it's a lot to deal with. Believe me, if I could walk away from my own mind, I would. So if you need space still, I understand.

Joe: With you and me, things are always complicated. We managed to stay friends after our disaster of a relationship because there were too many things keeping us together. We had grown into adults together but you can't deny there weren't times it was tough. We've always had chemistry, in the good and the bad. Wilmer and I's friendship is simple. We have beers together and shoot the shit. It doesn't mean I care about him more, it just means with him, I don't have to talk about anything real. I don't have to be Joe Jonas with all of my baggage. Probably why you're always going to be better friends with Nick than with me. He's uncomplicated for you. Also, if you seriously think I'd ever been okay with Nick choosing between us, I wouldn't have.

Joe: I used to have so many fights with my dad about you. He thought you were a bad influence. Thought at least half of my bad life choices were because of you. We both know that's the furthest thing from the truth but he was around during the first time you were hooked on that shit and he can't be convinced otherwise. I always felt like I needed to defend you, to prove him wrong, prove that you'd turned your life around. I'm not telling you this to make you feel guilty or feel bad about yourself, I just need you to understand why I couldn't be there.

Joe: If it had been anyone else, I wouldn't have reacted so strongly. Because let's face it, you've never been just anyone to me. When I got the call, I didn't sleep a wink that night. I kept refreshing twitter and checking my phone to see what was happening. I couldn't bare to come to the hospital because it'd be real then. Then you went to rehab and the last thing you needed during your recovery was your ex boyfriend hovering around. Staying away felt like the easier thing, for the both of us.

Joe: I am proud of you, for the progress you've made since then. I just feel like I still need to guard myself, which I know isn't fair but I can't help how I feel. I'm afraid of getting close again and then god forbid something happens. I know you have to take it one day at a time and there's no guarantees. This is my own shit I need to get over.

Joe: Besides, I know very well how being a fuck up feels. That's at least 50% of my entire adult life, so I've almost stopped trying. 'Fuckboi without feelings' beats 'failure at every turn' 10-0.

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lucyxhale: If that does happen please take videos of their faces so that I can see their reactions, @joejonas. I have a feeling they are going to want to murder you after that.

joejonas: They always want to murder me, @lucyxhale. Unfortunate side-effect of sharing a tour bus for months. I've been told I'm difficult to live with, lmao.

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lucyxhale: Jesus christ.. That is horrible, @joejonas. Did you actually read it? Because that would have been weird. Did you show it to your brothers?

joejonas: I saw it was tagged explicit and I bounced asap. That was traumatic enough. Though, I'll keep the link just in case Kev or Nick pisses me off in the future. I can't be the only one suffering, after all. @lucyxhale.

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@PriyankaCTveit: Whom is the lucky lady who got that close, @joejonas? 😉😉

@joejonas: Probs someone in the first row during a show. I got wild dance moves after all, @priyankactveit.

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lucyxhale: Now you have me curious about what was worse than this, @joejonas. Tell me all about it, Jonas. I need to know all of the gory details.

joejonas: A link to a fanfic starring me and my brothers...doing exactly what you're imagining right now. It's not been my week, @lucyxhale. I wish brain bleach was a real thing.

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lucyxhale: I'm not laughing I promise, @joejonas. I'm lying, I'm totally laughing! Let the world appreciate your crotch.

joejonas: It's all fun and games with social media before this happens. It's still only the second worst thing I've seen on there this week. Silver-linings and such, @lucyxhale.

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@joejonas: First thing I see logging onto Twitter is someone's slow-mo gif of my crotch...yeah. That's enough social media for one day. Bye.