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You also get to meet all the versions of yourself that were disintegrated in the teleporter

#1063

I have to believe that the afterlife exists in the Star Trek universe (and that it’s all one big afterlife despite different cultures having different beliefs etc) so that even when the characters lose people they love they’ll eventually all be reunited and then never separated again for eternity

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Explain your reasoning in the tags please

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Gotta post this every Labor Day.

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the beauty of watching star trek is that one episode is 4.7/5 stars with an absolutely groundbreaking concept and worldwide critical acclaim and the very next episode is the worst thing aired on television that decade

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tbh though if i were mccoy i’d be pretty fucking fed up with spock too. imagine you’re a doctor, you dedicate your life to learning how care for hundreds of different life forms and species across the galaxy, and then your wife divorces you, which leads you to enlisting as a doctor for starfleet. this is WAY outside of your comfort zone, you hate adventure and you’d rather be sittin on a porch in the sun with some sweet tea in hand and your daughter on your knee, but you ain’t got nowhere else to go, and who are you if you aren’t a doctor? you’ve dedicated your whole life and so much more to healing. so you enlist, you get assigned to a starship. not your dream job, but if there’s one thing leonard mccoy knows how to do it’s treat patients. and then THIS MEDICAL MARVEL MOTHERFUCKER comes in with his fucked up gene spliced half human half vulcan biology and the rarest most obscure blood type even among vulcans with ZERO precedent for his existence or medical baseline and also happens to be THE WORST PATIENT IN HISTORY. REFUSES to sit still and follow instructions. always making smart ass comments about your silly human emotionalism. you’ll get insane fucking readings and be like “spock i think you’re dying” and the bastard will answer with a straight face “yes. that’s just pon farr.” “can you tell me how to treat it?” “no.” and then just walks out of the fucking sickbay. you’re constantly busting your ass trying to figure out how to keep this human-alien catboy mix’n’match medical nightmare from hell alive and healthy and all you get in return is backhanded compliments from an emotionally stunted fruit. and you can’t even complain about it to your best friend because he’s too busy doodling this obstinate motherfucker’s name all over his notebook while eye-fucking him on the middle of the bridge. hell i’d be an alcoholic too.

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That’s only happened half a dozen times. Give or take.

lietenant worf catches you shitting in the bushes and calls up the enterprise so someone can replicate an outhouse and beam it around you

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“Someone…”

lietenant worf catches you shitting in the bushes and calls up the enterprise so someone can replicate an outhouse and beam it around you

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The most elaborate Riker sitting maneuver yet

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HAPPY PRIDE MONTH YAAYYYY

to fight my artblock i decided to redraw some gerard p donelan comics as ds9. but once i started i could not stop....

so heres all deep space 9 of them. lol. again the poses and captions are lifted straight from his comics all i did was put space guys on there! please enjoy

(id in alt text btw!)

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FOR MY ENTIRE LIFE, I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO GET A BITE TO EAT

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Look at my terrible drawing

This pen sucks and I don’t want to finish Inking this

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Tribbles have picked the wrong man to mess with

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Patrick Stewart's very own on-set AU