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What a night. What. A. Night.

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When you allow @mcllla to peer pressure you into Vegas activities but you refuse to dress up for them 🤷🏻‍♀️

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You clearly do not even know my type. Female Elvis? God, please no. But Vegas is so faaaaaaaaar, Leah 😩

Forever in resentment of my body clock when it wakes me up too early on a day off. Doesn’t it know I’m allowed to sleep in today? Hmph.

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Oof, momhood. I have a dog that likes to climb on me and lick my face but I’m sure that’s not even close to having a bunch of little ones trying to get your attention! That’s what you get for being such a good momma 🤪

Forever in resentment of my body clock when it wakes me up too early on a day off. Doesn’t it know I’m allowed to sleep in today? Hmph.

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Never look for love in Vegas, it’s never a good scene. Everyone’s either way too horny or way too drunk. It never works out.

Forever in resentment of my body clock when it wakes me up too early on a day off. Doesn’t it know I’m allowed to sleep in today? Hmph.

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Why would I wanna go to Vegas with you? So I can wing-woman all night? You dont even take any of my advice!

Forever in resentment of my body clock when it wakes me up too early on a day off. Doesn’t it know I’m allowed to sleep in today? Hmph.

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Forever in resentment of my body clock when it wakes me up too early on a day off. Doesn’t it know I’m allowed to sleep in today? Hmph.

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I really like the way you think. Glad I’m not the only one indulging on bite-sized candy. It’s like, tradition.

“ honestly this is the only time i get the excuse to treat myself. i’m not allowing myself to give it to kids. they can get apples, happy halloween. ”

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Excuse you, I give the best dating advice. Ask Amanda. Don’t be a hater, squeaks.

It was probably a bad idea to buy the trick-or-treating candy already. I...might need to buy another bag.

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Finally, someone on my wavelength!

It was probably a bad idea to buy the trick-or-treating candy already. I…might need to buy another bag.

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You know I don’t share my donuts. Why on earth would you think that rule doesn’t also apply to candy?

It was probably a bad idea to buy the trick-or-treating candy already. I...might need to buy another bag.

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There’s no Jolly Ranchers so I guess I’ll just keep all this candy to myself.

It was probably a bad idea to buy the trick-or-treating candy already. I...might need to buy another bag.

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Go anywhere near my candy and I’m gonna cut ya little hand off. Paws off.

It was probably a bad idea to buy the trick-or-treating candy already. I...might need to buy another bag.

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It was probably a bad idea to buy the trick-or-treating candy already. I...might need to buy another bag.