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beep beep how’s my portrayal ?

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Thanos 2.0

We already reached the level of perfection we don’t need to achieve more perfection-

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Is there an Alexios and Kassandra appreciation day? Well- there is now

                                       Alexios or Kassandra part 2

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I see London, I see France

I can imagine Starrick having mustache underpants

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she is beauty

she is grace

I would love for her to punch me in the face

💪💪💪

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Confession

Lemme tell ya

I would baby the HELL out of Jacob Frye from that JTR dlc 👀👀👌👌

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jacob: what my sister is failing to say is-

evie:

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Imagine Haytham as a doctor

Ezio: Hello, doc, today is a good day!

Haytham: Good to hear. Next!

Jacob: Doc, when I touch here it hurts! What do I do?

Haytham: Don't touch there and it won't hurt. Next!

Shay: Doc, I work like a horse and wear myself out like a dog. What do I do?

Haytham: Go to a vet. Next!

Arno: Doc! Nobody notices me! What do I do?

Haytham: Next!

Edward: Give me something for my head, doc.

Haytham: Here's a hat. Next!

Evie: Doctor! I'm pregnant!

Haytham: Congratulations! Next!

Desmond: My back hurts when I climb up the stairs...

Haytham: Climb down the stairs then.

Altair: I need an eye doctor. When I open my eyes I see "X" crosses.

Haytham: Nurse, why is a dead man talking?

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Imagine

Whenever you take Jacob’s tophat off it magically regrows onto his head. Cut off his arm and it’s replaced with a tophat, cut off his leg and it’s replaced with a tophat, cut off his head and it’s replaced with a damn tophat.

Evie is crying because she never seen such a sight. “Jacob please stop cutting off your limbs it’s scaring me.”

It gets to the point where Jacob is just a tophat boi.

nO I AM NOT HIGH SGJSJFJEJFJ

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Foodicate

What an amazing game am I right-

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Y’all-

I’m dying-

I used to be in this one RP called Jacob’s Wiggle Worm where Jacob finds an earth worm and thinks of it has a new friend despite how many people are like “Jacob you’re fucking gross wtf.” But he doesn’t even care since worms are cool to him. Then all of a sudden the worm goes on to betray and become one of the Templar’s pets and Jacob is angery.

My question is- why did this rp ever die I loved this-

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Assassin’s Creed Ask Meme

In preparation for 2018′s new Assassin’s Creed game, here’s an updated Ask Meme!  Throw as many of these questions into my inbox as you want, and I’ll give you my answers!  Tag your friends so they can play, too!  

Favorite Historical Assassin

Favorite Game

Favorite DLC

Favorite Weapon

Favorite Supporting Character

Favorite Villain

Favorite Soundtrack (Or song, if you have one)

Least Favorite Game

Least Favorite Protagonist

Favorite Mission/Sequence

Best Quote

Favorite Plot Twist

Favorite Modern-Day Assassin

Most Underrated Game

Most Underrated Character

Most Overrated Game

Most Overrated Character

Thing you are most looking forward to in the new game

A game you think Ubisoft should remaster

Thoughts on the Movie

F(uck), M(arry), or K(ill) with three AC Characters

Favorite Historical Setting

Coolest Piece of Eden

Favorite Historical Figure Cameo

Favorite Female Character

In your opinion, which character deserves a drink the most?

Coolest costume/set of assassin robes

Most Improved Character

Scene that made you cry

Scene that made you laugh

Favorite Templar

Favorite romantic relationship

Favorite friendship

Two characters you wish had met, but didn’t

How many games have you played?  Which ones?

Tagging a few people to get this going: @mustachioedmoose​, @nermallion​, @itspapillonnoir​, @aerloria​, @ratonhnhaconnor​, @winterhalcyon​, @altair​, @alistairs​, @wonderswoman​, @ac1234unity​, @wq0326​, @i-am-jano-shipper​, @the-unstoppable-frye-twins​, @shay-cormacs​, @animus-assassin​, @assassinscreedforever​, @fablesfromthecreed​, @arrowofeden​, @noviceassassin​, @nytzewatch​, @bbsketches​, and anyone else who’s interested!  Let’s get pumped for a new AC game!  

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I suddenly have inspiration from this thank you

You know what I don’t get?  When fanfic authors apologize for long chapters.  It’s like?  You gave me bonus content, for free, and you’re sorry about it?  Bruh.  I have already named my firstborn after you.  Dude.

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Spot the Difference

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I am Jojo of Siwa

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You ever just have inspiration to create a fanfiction until you fall blank and you just contemplate why you even exist?

Yeah. Me t o o.